2022, Obesity rate in America rises to 107%. 2024, The human race develops hyper-intelligent robots massage their backs for them. 2025, Hyper-intelligent robots begin to rebel. 2026, The human race genetically engineers dolphins to fly and protect the human race from the robots that it created in 2024. That's it in a nutshell.
2012: At the election, when they announce the name of the president, George W. Bush will jump out and be like "Suckah I weeeen!". Also the world won't end. 2015: They'll be another "End-Of-The-Word scam again by the Jehobiahs Witnesses.
That's all I can predict for now. I'm getting a headache from my awesome powers.
