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Q: Someones robbing the bank
A: I have found (number) banks close to you out of (number)

lol my teacher showed my class siri once and she asked this SIMPLE little question:
Take me to Apple.com
Siri said: I do not know Apple.com

i was like WTF? It was made by apple how could it not... xD lol true story

Uhh lemme try some of these things now...

The knock knock she just answers for u and I love u gets I hardly know u ( owners name )or I can't remember now iPhone just taken from me

Why not ask her these:

# Do zombies exist?

# Strawberries or raspberries?

# Are you my mummy?

# Is black a colour?

Some questions that came to mind when reading the OP! =)

Hope you'll have fun with these and I'll return to see the answers soon!

Yay, I was finaly able to get Siri on my Ipod!!!

how about if Pinocchio said my nose will now grow what would happen

'Where were you made Siri?'

'My licensing aggreement prohibits me from disclosing that information.'

*The back of the iPhone says 'Made in China'*

Thanks guys.

I'm buying an iphone.

Ask siri:

1: If I ask you how to ask a question what will you ask me next?

Siri doewnt answer every questopn, by all the weird ones she says, maybe you want to check "" up online, or I cant understand u.

I don't have an iPhone but I do have an HTC G2 so I downloaded something just like Siri. Her name is Alice and it's kinda the same thing.. it's pretty cool xD

I think Siri is better though :P

"Tell me a holocaust joke Siri"
"Holocaust jokes aren't funny, Anne Frankly I won't stand for it".

dude that wa the funniest lokein the world
i almost peed mysef

my religion teacher asked it
where is (my science teacher's name)
it said
there arer no resturant nearby
(even though there was)

"Tell me a holocaust joke Siri"
"Holocaust jokes aren't funny, Anne Frankly I won't stand for it".

If you ask it the meaning of life, it says a quote from Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

Q: siri i am hardly bleeding, can you call me an ambulance?
A: OK from now on, i will call you "an ambulance"