Well, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.
I lift up my hat. "Oi, wot are ya doing?" I am about to continue my sentence when I am pinned down by the Vagineer. "Oof!" I feel a bit hurt, but I dodge the Vagineer's jaws, knowing what it will do if feeding. "A-a little help here, guys!"
Why, I wonder how things have changed in the past year or two. Wonder if they remember me. Oh well. Time to get up anyway. **** grave. *Gets out of shallow grave, stretches* Hello Kyle. This seems like a strategy game now. Things DO change, huh?
...The arrival of a mysterious and hopefully good player...hrmm. Fine. I will stay IF AND ONLY IF 1:TNWNN goes back to his normal self. I hate british accents. 2:Bring back the original horsemen. 3:Change Colonel Lolcatia back to Super Soldier, and any other units from before keep the same names. New names for everything...it's like a badly remastered DVD. Those I snap into lots of little, sharp pieces.
AlkalineTalk, if you want any chance of me not brutally murdering you when the opprotunity presents itself, explain your past now.
And another demand: Any player who wishes to join in this must fight me first. TNWNN said i'm the only good defender apart from maybe sonic, so if they fail, they will be useless and inefficient. Just like emotions...**** ****ing things...
oh and fyi geminidelta, there's only a few rules when playing this game. 1. is don't be a total *******. 2. is kylelolcat runs this game unless said otherwise. and 3: have fun.
@GeminiDelta: We can change SS's name (Which would have been the only change...), TheNameWithNonumbers will have to fix his own accent (after I beat him over the head again), and you will have to revive the horsemen. However, if you insist on fighting everyone who tries to play, there will be consequences. If you really want me to be a ******* author, I will respond to your posts in kind. Oh, and your quitting nullified everything you did this round. Whoops!
@sonicheroes95: Engage epic duel with Garriss! Starting with damaging him by 200!
@Garriss: I don't know what "Awesome-fu" is, but my guess is that it's mostly showing off while not actually doing anything useful. So, no dice. You still switch to formal while asleep. You get a 2000 HP boost from doing so!
@rick073: While Garriss is posing with style, you tranq him to KO him for a while!
@tom0000009: Because you kept trolling us last round.
@TheNameWithNoNumbers: Vagineer simply punches you in the face, knocks you out and prepares to eat you.
@aamer13...Oooooookaaaay, mental patient on the cool cruise control, moving on...
@AlkalineTank: OK, your name is familiar, but I don't really remember you. Besides, this is just a spin-off.
*Gets conscious* You test my patience... *Dark marks appear across my neck* You shall pay! *Transforms into full fledged demon warrior* *Ear piercing roar*
...Fine. Forget my demands; they were unreasonable. I will not apologize though. Consider me "Irradiated to goo". I'll ask one of my fri-oh wait, don't have any of those-...aquaintences to join instead. Good day, scumbags. *Walks off.*
