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Kylelolcat
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Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 100% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa,
Critical: TNWNN, CommanderDude7, Nicholas98, Darkfire45
Dead: rick073
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 290,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $62,100 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: FAILED

Defense force:
0/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
0/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
0/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
0/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
0/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
0/40 Trolls (Flamer)
0/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
0 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
0/20 Spiders (Demonic)
0/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
0/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
0/30 Jedi (Knights)
0/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
0/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (12,500 HP)

Well, since this an intermission and a direct sequel, all of the status from before has fixed! But now we need to re-stabelize reality after Dark Super pretty much broke it. That, and refill our army.

SO GET MOVING, MAGGOTS!

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DarthNerd
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I visit the Ye'ol graveyard of CTO and revive AKguy. I then equip him with the latest long-post technology and send his zombiefied corpse into battle. Then i reasearch mind crush technology and screwing-the-rules-because-i/we-have-money technology.

Kylelolcat
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Wave 7- GMonster Mash
Enemies:
Painis Cupcake(20,000 HP)(RAAAAAGE UUUUUBER)
Weaselcake (23,000 HP)
Pygas (40,000 HP)
Snyphurr (30,000 HP)
Vagineer (8,000 BP)
Heavydile (10,500 HP)
Sewer Medic (10,000 HP)
Knivehand (DEAD)
Scombine (7000 HP)
Garriss (1 HP)
Progress:
Status: Painis Cupcake: Chicken (3 Turns)
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: TheNameWithNoNumbers, CommanderDude7
Critical:
Dead:
Epic Dead: tom0000009
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa, GeminiDelta
Irradiated to Goo(banned):
In the Paradise Dimension:

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $92,100 ($10,000 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $15,000

Defense force:
4/20 Tanks
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Attacking force:
4/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/400 Axemen (Recruit)
79/100 Riflemen (Marxman)
10/20 Trolls (Flamer)
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
68 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
40/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
Support Force:
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.15 Xenotank (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (20,000 HP)
Lv.4 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Dalta Commander Suit (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.1 Super Soldier (20,000 HP)
Lv.1 Heavygator (15,000 HP)

@Darkfire45: You just throw out a Rifleman to attract Heavygator and he comes over to start nomming on Heavydile!

@Garriss: You woke up, you can post.

@sonicheroes95: Garriss is switched places with you! Now Painis is kinda confused.

@rick073: The tanks blow Snyphurr out of the sky and deal 3000 damage, but it floats over to you and talks backwards!

@GeminiDelta: Gerald somehow picked up a Wabbajack and turned Painis into a chicken!

@CommanderDude7: The small minigun bullets do nothing to Scombine's shiled! He turns his hand into a shotgun and shoots you, dealing significant damage!

@Nicholas98: Christian Brutal Sniper? PootisHeavy? Are you trying to make this...EASIER?

@tom0000009: In your case, we would need to get your body pieces back. Whose up for retrieveing the fragments of tom?

@DarthNerd: You do not have enough money to screw the rules. Therefore, no undead defender.

Garriss
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I travel different dimensions to get Tom's body parts. I tell him that he needs to serve me before I heal him. If not I feed the body parts to the hell hounds.

Garriss
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I also heal myself!

Chryosten
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I fire a few magnets at Scombine. Also I give Painis Cupcake a few poisoned seeds to eat.

sonicheroes95
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hmm... i guess i use water style: water dragon justu on Pygas

Nicholas98
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I hire saxton hale to beat the hell outta all these hippies!

CommanderDude7
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I retreat throwing jarate at the Scombine.

tom0000009
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How the @#$% am I suppose to serve you if im a ghost, anyways, my plan was to ask the people of some other dimension to make me a new android body because getting my old body parts would be too much of a hassle. I just need someone to open up a portal to the smarty pants dimension.

sonicheroes95
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procession of a normal unit (not hero, not player)?

Kylelolcat
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Wave 7- GMonster Mash
Enemies:
Painis Cupcake(20,000 HP)(RAAAAAGE UUUUUBER)
Weaselcake (23,000 HP)
Pygas (38,000 HP)
Snyphurr (30,000 HP)
Vagineer (8,000 BP)
Heavydile (10,500 HP)
Sewer Medic (10,000 HP)
Knivehand (DEAD)
Scombine (4500 HP)
Garriss (11 HP)
Progress:
Status: Painis Cupcake: Chicken (2 Turns)
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: TheNameWithNoNumbers, CommanderDude7
Critical:
Dead:
Epic Dead: tom0000009
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa, GeminiDelta, sonicheroes95
Irradiated to Goo(banned):
In the Paradise Dimension:

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $102,100 ($10,000 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $25,000

Defense force:
6/20 Tanks
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Attacking force:
6/20 Goliaths (Private)
120/400 Axemen (Recruit)
99/100 Riflemen (Marxman)
12/20 Trolls (Flamer)
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
84 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
40/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
Support Force:
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.15 Xenotank (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (20,000 HP)
Lv.4 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Dalta Commander Suit (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.1 Super Soldier (20,000 HP)
Lv.1 Heavygator (15,000 HP)

@Garriss: Well, maybe since he's kinda dismembered, you need to make him pledge loyalty to you. If he doesn't, I have beams of death on standby. You also use random heal for +10 HP.

@Darkfire45: The magnets are too large to be deflected and he flops around like he's stuck in a pile of items in a Bethesda game, taking 4500 damage! Painis does not eat the seed, he is a humanitarian. Even as a chicken.

@sonicheroes95: you deal 2000 damage to Pygas and kinda annoy it!

@Nicholas98: Unfortunately the world's Gmod Monsters isn't enough to get him to go less than a billion dollars.

@CommanderDude7: Being a killing robot, Scombine is not affected by the Jeeeeerate!

@tom0000009: Well, if he accepts my proposal, it can work...

Painis tries to peck sonicheroes to death!

Sonicheroes95 cannot comprehend the true form of Pygas's attack! Whatever the **** it was, it damaged him.

Garriss
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Well... if he doesn't want to work... I'll heal him and load him in a catpult going to Lolcatia. TOM IN THE HOLE!!!!! I try to make Panis back to normal. I also use my medic crystals to heal myself.

Chryosten
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I put in earplugs and use a bazooka onto Pygas. I also shove Painis Cupcake into a bag filled with feathers and use a catapult to throw it at Weaselcake's head.

sonicheroes95
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i close my eyes and teleport to a location that is hidden from the monsters, then i start praying. (if you're gonna reference mother, i'll happily join right in.)

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Sap that there Scombine with a hired spy.

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