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uhhhhh... i get an scv to repair reality?

Can we get some heroes back? A lot died....

Well, I guess I should tell you how I got sc and se. I got them by stealing them from another dimension...

FFFFFFFUUUUU-Tom. In every dimension there is a copy of a particular weapon; Thus, there's an sc and se in memetia dimension too. Go look for them while I dispose of these *Builds a dimension gate and throws se and sc through it, then gets a brilliant idea and modifies the gate to absorb excess energy from the other dimensions to be used to fix the reality in this one.*

Gerald the Life Mage: "Ohcrap the stacks are nuked. Good thing I got these wave reports that show what we've lost." He throws a big book of detailed logs at kyle, keeping a backup for himself. Wait, bad idea to be breaking the fourth wall like that. Ohwelltoolate >:3

I have an idea: I use everything i know that is realality.

Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 69% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $72,100 ($10,000 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $5000

Defense force:
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
16 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
40/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
Support Force:
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.15 Xenotank (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (20,000 HP)
Lv.4 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Dalta Commander Suit (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)

@sonicheroes95: Well, you are currently the one Harmony element guy here. And the everything keeps shifting itself. And there are visible tears in reality. Think of something! Get creative, dangit!

@rick073: You somehow get an SCV with a reality blowtorch and start stabilizing at 2%/turn.

@Nicholas98: Unfortunately that Harmony burst kinda blew away their lingering spirits and their corpses.

@tom0000009: *facepalm*

@GeminiDelta: Returning the swords to their own dimension heals the reality by 20%! In proportional scale, that's OVER 9000 HEALING!!! You also increase the heal rate by 3% per turn.

@godandd: Like what?

Huh, the Meme Core is going crazy. That can't be good! (See, I told you that would bite us in the plot.)

since i have no idea how to use my element... i guess i see if i can use my element to fix the Meme Core... or use Arcana to teleport it away from here.

Hey umm, Whats that flashing light up there in the sky? GeminiDelta, what dimension exactly did you take energy from? I hope we dont get a war between the lolcatias of different dimensions although it would be interesting to see us fighting our alternate dimension selves...

... tom, i may be back to normal, but even then, i think you're abit of a *******... are you trying to get the town killed?

What no... maybe... umm, lets just move on to another subject...

the below statement is true.
the above statement is false.

i scream that at the top of my lungs.

MAN EATING PIES FROM THE 1337 DIMENSION ARE INVADING OUR TOILET TO LIBERATE IT OF OUR NUCLEAR WAFFLEZ'S ARMY OF EVIL PUPPIES!

Well I break down my spare suit with my SS to create a reality repairing switch axe called Da Baws.

^... i'll be right back after i post a picture.

What? It was in response to ricky's post of insanity in which I had a little fun and posted some insanity of my own.