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Xzaithyr
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Name your most favorite movie line/quote ever! If you can't think of just one then name a few or give a 'Top 3' or '5' list.

One of my favorites is:

Piipin: I didn't think it would end this way.

Gandalf: End? No, the journey does not end here. Death is just another path. one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass... then you see it

Pippin: What? Gandalf? See What?

Gandalf: White shores...and beyond. A far green country, under a swift sunrise.

Pippin: Well that isn't so bad.

Gandalf: No...no it isn't

Ok so that isn't just a line, but it's a good few lines, and one of my favorite scenes in a movie.

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Doctor who quotes:


The Doctor: Do you have a name?
Idris: Seven hundred years and finally he asks.
The Doctor: What do I call you?
Idris: What do you call me? Sexy.
The Doctor: Only when we're alone.
Idris: We are alone.
The Doctor: Oh. Come on then, Sexy.


Rory: Is anybody else finding this day just a bit difficult? I'm getting this sort of banging in my head.
Amy Pond: Yeah, I think that's Hitler in the cupboard.
Amy Pond: Not helping.


River Song: It's my birthday. The Doctor took me ice skating on the River Thames in 1814. The last of the great frost fairs. He got Stevie Wonder to sing for me under London Bridge.
Rory: Stevie Wonder sang in 1814?
River Song: Yes, he did! But you must never tell him.


Madame Vastra: When did this child... begin?
The Doctor: Well how would I know? That's all human and private stuff. It just sort of goes on, they don't put up a balloon or anything!
Madame Vastra: Could the child have begun on the TARDIS, in flight in the Vortex?
The Doctor: No! No! Impossible! It's all running about, sexy fish vampires. And blowing up stuff. And Rory wasn't even there at the beginning. Then he was dead. Then he didn't exist. Then he was plastic. Then I had to reboot the whole Universe-long story. So, technically, the first time they were on the TARDIS together in this version of reality was on their w...
Madame Vastra: On their what?
The Doctor: On their wedding night.

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This should be under Popular Media, not Tavern.

jl94
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I smell cinnamon rolls (The Bench warmers)

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I Love You, Beth Cooper:

Dad: There are condoms in my dresser...
*Leaves*

Denis: I... I think my dad wants us to have sex...

Rich: ...With eachother?

Denis: No Rich...

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Matt: You know what? I just got violated by a lizard, man!
[pause]
Matt: Actually, that felt pretty good.
Grind, 2003


Sweet Lou: It's tempting but uh... I don't know. And you know, school just let out and all.
Eric: Dude, didn't you graduate like six years ago?
Sweet Lou: Yea, but they didn't.
Dustin: Again, good point.
Grind, 2003

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the terminator:i'll be back


from terminator 2

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"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat"

-Jaws

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"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B****"

-Harry Potter 7 Part 2

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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Apocalypse now

"Get your stinking paws off me, you ****ed dirty ape." - Planet of the Apes

"Here's Johnny!" - The Shining

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"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B****"
Yeah I saw that in USA and everybody was clappin, and I was like "what the ****...?" I do not know why Americans do that when nobody's live; they can't hear what is bein said...

Here's Johnny!" - The Shining
Legendary on epic proportions...
:i'll be back
again legendary.

My favourites are when Castielle off Supernatural said "That angel dagger isn't gonna kill me because I'm not an angel anymore, I'm god. All those that opposed me bow down before you as your new lord."

Or "where's my face!?" off Watchmen when Face threatened that warden on Watchmen.

Or "we are sick people and we need help. Please forgive us..."
Then she phones the cops: "I am reporting a shooting". Then she brutally murders them in cold blood. That was the turning point in the film: "Running Scared". She shot them dead because they'd sexually molested and brutally murdered children. She found one with hands tied behind his back with a bag over his head whilst they knew that he had asthma and they had abducted him out of her custody. She calmed down then shot them dead when you were expecting her to run away and leave them alone. They begged for forgiveness and the kindest person on the movies brutally murdered someone in cold blood. That was the pivoting point of the whole entire movie.

Or the Veteran: "You should've thought of that when you were drug running in the country." The man was a drug lord completely unarmed and harmless. So the "Veteran" killed him in cold blood before going home with a machine gun and deciding to kill the local chavs who had set up a drug ring with a Jamaican terrorist. He took them out with a machine gun. The best bit was when it was absolutely silent. Then he got a stray bullet in the throat and got incapacitated. And then the kid that he'd been trying to save from the drug trade earlier walked up to him and you expected something to change, but it did not and the Veteran could not talk him out of it with a bullet in his throat. Then the kid shot him in the face and the main character died which was the most shocking ending ever. Except maybe when the woman's face got torn in half by the reverse bear trap at the end of Saw 7.

Or "Hello, Matthew [or any name], I'd like to play a game" followed by a graphic and somewhat philosophical and therefore more unfeeling and morbid description of what you must do in order to survive and what will happen to if you you don't. Like you can either forgive this guy and lift the leaver to "live" or flip the leaver to "die"! Then he flips it to do, the board above him attached to the ceiling is released and the syringes dig into his back and inject hydrofluoric acid [even more corrosive than hydrochloric acid] into his back and his torso is left suspended whilst his waist falls to the ground and his semi-liquified guts fall out.

Or the silence on many many other movies are the best.

But my favourite movie line of all time is "Eat your greens!" by Clive Owen when he shoves a carrot into someone's mouth and then smashes it through the back of their neck. That was seriously ****ed up. He has a thing about carrots and some of the violence in the movies is seriously morbid and the jokes are proper dark, like. And they were trynna kill a baby for ****'s sakes! Plus that line is the most morbidly funny line ever, therefore I love and it is me fave for that reason!
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"And you must be the Monopoly Guy! Thanks for the free parking!"

Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls

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People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

-V, V for Vendetta

Also, Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof

V again.

Pretty much every quote from V for Vendetta should be on here

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From Top Gun:"It's time to buzz the tower."

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from Pulp Fiction

"What does Marcelus Wallace look like?"
"What?"
"What country you from?"
"W-what?"
"What aint' no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?"
"What?"
"ENGLISH mother******, do you SPEAK it?"
"yes"
"Then you know what I'm saying"
"Yes"
"Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!"
".....What?"
"Say what again! Say what again!! I dare you! I double dare you mother******!! Say what one more god **** time!"

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from Once Upon a Time in the West

Harmonica: "I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men."
Cheyenne: "So?"
Harmonica: "Inside the men, there were three bullets."


from Inception

Arthur: "It would have to be a 747."
Cobb: "Why is that?"
Arthur: "Because in a 747, the pilot's up top, and the first class cabin's in the nose, so no one would walk through. But you'd have to buy out the entire cabin. And the first class flight attendant..."
Saito: "I bought the airline. It seemed neater."

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