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I don't have any, but i just want to point out that it's kind of funny that the thread that is showing up right now due to the cache glitch, is this one.

Exactly why I created it. But it's a necro thread.

Millions of times, favorite one was probably: "Are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special "
Surprisingly, this never worked

Shucks, your story sounds so much like mine ><

When you get talking to a girl in a bar suddenley say:

"Are you wearing fake eyelashes"

She will continuously say no, however you've got to keep it up and sound really sure that you think she is:

"No these are my eyelashes."

" Yeah whatever, they're obviously fake."

"If you keep it up in a friendly manner she will eventually close her eyes and tell you to feel them.

At that point go in for the snog.

Seriously this one works more times then you would think as long as you don't come off as annoying, keep it friendly.

NOTE: Doesn't work on girls that ARE wearing fake eyelashes.

my best friends boyfriend asked her this and it ended up breaking the ice for them to start going out:

Are you an alien, cause you abducted my heart

hahaha yeah my boyfriend used a pickup line on me and we became best friends. its like its so stupid but funny
i think he said this:
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
i was cracking up for a long time.. but hey it worked.

"Are you an angel? Cause you got fine titties".
Never fails

really cheesy... are you from tenisee? 'cause you'r the only ten-I-see...

I don't know if this would be considered a pickup line but:

'How much does a polar bear weigh?'

'I don't know'

'Enough to break the ice'

I never used any, but I looked some up with a friend of mine. He managed to find a website that had a whole list of corny ones, but I can't remember it now.

"Hey. If you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on THIS shoulder? Or THIS shoulder?"
*put arm around shoulder*

I've seen that one used a lot, but mainly for jokes.
I don't know any pick-up lines that actually work.

Dirty but clean one: I lost my teddy bear... will you sleep with me? Double meaning... :O

I'm from Salford, we don't use many pick up lines, unless you want a punch in the nose.

Yeah, around here pickup lines are more of jokes that make your friends laugh and ruin your reputation with the girls. We don't actually use them. You have to be a pompous *** to think a pickup line will get you a relationship with a girl. :/

"Wanna go halfers on a baby?"