I'd yell 'DIE' at Justin Bieber. Hopefully he'd die. Not because I hate him, I'm not a jealous moron like the rest of the Earth's male population, it'd just be funny to watch all the girls I know breakdown.
A few years ago I had "relations" with this girl and she gave me chlamydia. Which was the second time I "earned" it. If I could yell anything at her, I'd yell THANKS.
"You don't just catch an STD, you have to go out there and earn it" - Me
I'd either yell something totally dumb like at a random person cuz I would ~love~ to see the look on their face ;3 or I would yell DUCK QUACKKKKKKK at one of my best friends.... I kinda have a curse with ducks.... 8I
I would yell at Obama saying: You're a job killer, life stealer, freedom snatcher, and no good leader. You make me pay docters to murder the unborn, and you spit on the grave of our forefathers. Eat your words and take your leave for I can't tolerate your actions anymore.