I just saw the topic "What kind of dog do you have", so I decided to post a similar topic.
So...what kind of cat do you have (post the name if you want)...I have a beautiful stray cat...but I don't know the breed. It's white with some brown spots and have blue eyes.
You know... she's all cute and friendly, walking straight up to any new people coming into our house... she's meowing sweetly to them with a cute kitty-face... but the minute you reach out to pet her...
*SCRAAAAATTTCHHHHHHH*
[KOOL MOE DEE] Go see tha doctorrrrrr... dummm dadum-dadum [/KOOL MOE DEE]