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Masterforger
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Ever heard or read a funny promise/way to promise? My favorite is from SP Death Bringer; "Cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader then I am now"
What ones have you seen?

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sensanaty
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I have heard once when I was in Greece a man promising on the river Styx. I didn't know people still swore and promised on the myth river, but I guess I was proven wrong.
I also find the ones like "I promise on our love". A few days later, nada.

Graham
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What does 'I swear on my mother's grave' imply?

I SWEAR ON MY RHINO UNICORN...


Strange. Separating a unicorn from a horse is that a unicorn has a horn on its head. So depicting this would be like:

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3663/rhinounicorn.png
Alexistigerspice
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Farmer

"I swear on all that is good and holy!"
Is it bad that this makes me think of swiss cheese?

johnmerz
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[quote=Alexistigerspice]"I swear on all that is good and holy!"
Is it bad that this makes me think of swiss cheese?[/quote]
Maybe, but I thought of swiss cheese when I read that as well...

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