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Also, mathematical technobabble like a boss. 486Australia^70 + 34Aussieland^69 . . . + 7Greenland = 0. The solutions, if you use the swagratic formula (which is hidden in a vault in Colorado) are x = ALL the areas, and x = infinite swag. Of course, fillies and gentlecolts, it's impossible to arrive at that solution if you don't have sufficient swag.

My swag buildup started at birth and went on exponentially from there. Bits and pieces here and there are what got me to where I am today--I'd be nowhere without my swag mentors, except of course for the little bit of SWAGinitial that I possessed when I became a zygote.

I see.

Any advice for the parents out there that want their children to be born with a sufficient amount of swag?

It really started when his parents bought him "Baby's first swag kit!"


The real thing to notice here, is that spell check accepts swag as a word.

Of course we do!

Are you in teh wavy gang?

You can say swag all day. Just don't hashtag that.

Parents just gotta let it flow, all day erryday, until the swag becomes too much and spills out errywhere. Eventually, your child'll need a swag box like me, to store the extra swag. If needed, I can temporarily overload my swagmygdala with my extra reserves--and some day, if the child is careful about it, he or she or it can swag it up just like me.

Oh, and make sure if you're out buying Christmas wreaths, buy swags exclusively.

Excellent advice, my good man.

As previously stated, we are "swagging up" to the different varieties of swag. How many would you say that you have seen and/or own, Alt?

after purchasing a new pair of nikes my swag altitude reached a whole new level. Luckily, i do have a swag box to deposit my excess swag

I've lost count, to be honest . . . so much swag. Indescribability swag up in this at the moment

You know, every person with a claim to swagdom can do one thing...

And that one thing is triforce. Can you triforce, alt? (smirk)

If this is about the cultural implications of swag, then URGGGHHH down with it. I hate how every teen these days slaps on swag to themselves and crown themselves the King/Queen of the world. It's disgusting and annoying! D:

I can triforce so hard, you don't even know. My swag is something incomprehensible in our current Universe--and AG doesn't support alt code swag, which is a shame.
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i only got swag on some days with my shorts with the plads and my sk8r shirt REAL and my diamond supply flat lid snackback SICK