An old lady had 3 dogs,Nose,Picket and Hand.One day she was walking them in the park when Nose and Picket ran away.She went up to a park ranger and said "Can you please hold my Hand while i get my Nose and Picket.
Hello fellow citizen in this wonderful land of ArmorGames. Quite an amusing joke you have there, but as you might have seen, we have a few people ready to jump at any misstep of a newbie like you. What they say is almost correct. More or less. we would rather that you find a thread with jokes in general, than making a thread just for that one joke, mainly because your presumed responses (haha, not funny) would be considered spam, which could get the thread locked. Technically, if you had a further purpose with the thread, like if you wanted someone to give you are critique on a joke you have made yourself, you should be able to pull of a One-joke-thread, unless someone jumps at it. But this is currently irrelevant.
I believe there is at least one thread in this section that might be good for the purpose of posting a joke, otherwise the Forum Games section is always willing to be the placeholder of funny, and you might need to venture there.
As you start travelling, I will advice you to drop by the Support and Suggestions, not to support nor suggest, but to read a certain thread calling for Class-A Attention, as that will help you on your further journey. It might even have a certain piece of knowledge, so you will not have to travel alone in these dangerous areas.
Either way, I will bid you farewell and godspeed on your journey.