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exitpathuser
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Your opinion on Chuck Norris.

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Dewi1066
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Martial artist with unique talent of having an extra fist hidden behind that beard.

acmed
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You can't have an opinion on Chuck Norris.

Everybody is required to worship him.

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Hmm well honestly, I don't know exactly how he became so awesome. One day I never heard of him, the next he is every where.
Also, I saw him on a tv commercial recently for a video game. I can't remeber what it was though....

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Chuck was a former Karate champion in the '60s before starting a career in film, then television. First time I saw him was in a Bruce Lee film, then later on TV as Walker: Texas Ranger.

Admittedly he was a really good martial artist, but I think he was much better at that than acting.

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He is definitely better at acting but he is good at martial arts.

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An over-rated person who has... I'll say "different" political and religious views than I, whom obtained a sadistically huge ego at some point of his career (where he can stares a bear down in something he himself had a big part in making, as opposed to merely acting if I remember right), at which point I lost any form of respect for him... not that I knew him previously.

Bruce Lee beat him in the movie and in real combat if I remember correctly. That, and he has actual facts that are pretty astonishing.
For example -- and for the moment yes, I'm hijacking this forum (this is basically a copy+paste from Wikipedia, check that, and the sources if you feel this is wrong):

Lee's speed in terms of punching from a distance of three feet with his hands down by his side was determined to be around 0.05 second; it was 0.08 second from five feet.

Lee could take in one arm a 75 lb barbell from a standing position with the barbell held flush against his chest and slowly stick his arms out locking them, holding the barbell there for several seconds.

In a speed demonstration, Lee could snatch a dime off a person's open palm before they could close it, and leave a penny behind.

Lee performed one-hand push-ups using only the thumb and index finger.

Lee performed 50 reps of one-arm chin-ups.

Lee could cause a 300-lb (136.08 kg) bag to fly towards and thump the ceiling with a sidekick.

Lee held an elevated v-sit position for 30 minutes or longer.

Err.. that, and I think Chuck Norris' ego went even further with his "10 rules" thing... really?
People developing "fundamentals" with arbitrary numbers doesn't make sense. Heck -- why not just take his No.1? "I will always try and improve myself on all aspects?"

Sorry for ripping into him -- but stuff like this isn't brought up enough, I feel.

- H

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His martial arts is a tiny bit overated but he is a good actor.

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Also, I saw him on a tv commercial recently for a video game. I can't remeber what it was though....

WoW.

Bruce Lee beat him in the movie and in real combat if I remember correctly.

They never sparred for real, only acting.
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First time I saw him was when I began watching Walker, Texas Ranger with my dad a few years back, I enjoyed it I guess.

Now he gets, hmm.. Killed out.

Blah@Chuck *waits to be roundhous'd*

I also heard from someone he's been labelled the 'hardest man on earth' at somepoint? Probably lies.

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