Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]
First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.
No memes No posting own damage One attack per turn If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule No being an idiot No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.
Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:
A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas. A tree cutter also only does 1 damage. Axe does 1 damage Battle axe does 2 damage Norse Battle axe does 3
If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.
People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'
Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.
To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.
Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP Climate: No wind and sunny
Millions of hyperrich buisnessmen come to raze the tree to the ground for their golf courses. (With bulldozers, and other even more powerful stuff and such.)
Anyways, I get an armada of Star Trek ships from all races to bombard the tree with phasers, disrupters, and torpedoes, both photon and quantum.
Little did you know, beings from another dimension came and used special magic to reduce damage to the tree.
-20hp
Millions of hyperrich buisnessmen come to raze the tree to the ground for their golf courses. (With bulldozers, and other even more powerful stuff and such.)
thor sent a lightning bolt down to destroy the bulldozers and stuff. the business man went bankrupt because due to the ammount of money lost in order to fund the project.
-0hp
.I call upon the Norse gods to bring winter, and unleash the Fenris wolves.
the gods, just to mess with you, heal the tree and send the wolves after you.
+50hp
-15hp: Maverick4
.I hire a few giants to punch the tree with their mighty strength.
after about 3 hits from the head giant, the trees bark gives him nasty splinters in his knuckles, and they have to leave to clean the wound to prevent infection.
-10hp
I throw a bucket of acid in the tree, and fail since a bucket can't hold acid.
only a small ammount of acid reaches the tree, while the rest gets on your foot and melts it away.
If a turn has passed, I get a lendary sword and swing it to the tree
with the sword equipped, Marcos222 cuts at the tree with all his might. he managed to scratch off some of the bark, but his sword shattered when he tried a second time. one of the shards (after the sword shattered) wounded Marcos222, and embedded itself in his chest.
I cover the tree in petrol then throw a match onto it. BURN BABY BURN![quote]
Because it was rather damp, the tree had absorbed a lot of water in it's trunk. the petrol burned itself out before any real damage was done.
-0Hp
[quote]I buy a sword which dosen't break- but is weak, and swing it to the tree, holding it tight.
Because of how low-level the weapon was, the bark absorbed most of the impact.
-1hp
I grab Marcos222 and use his hard skull as a weapon against the tree. His tears also damage the tree because they are acidic.
Because of how hard you threw him, you dealt significant bludgeon damage. however, the tree's solid hardwood body absorbed 90% of the impact. you also prevented Marcos222 from crying by killing him on impact.
I summon a dragon to burn the tree. I also get out a bazooka and a rocket launcher and fire it at the tree.
unfortunately, a dragonborn cam and slew the dragon just as it started attacking, and as the artillery went towards the tree, the dragonborn used fus-roh-da to knock them off course, and safely away from the tree.
-0hp
current Dead/Banned: Armpit Marcos222
Tree: 99,999,999,000,994 HP Weather: Sunny, humid, windy
