Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]
First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.
No memes No posting own damage One attack per turn If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule No being an idiot No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.
Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:
A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas. A tree cutter also only does 1 damage. Axe does 1 damage Battle axe does 2 damage Norse Battle axe does 3
If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.
People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'
Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.
To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.
Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP Climate: No wind and sunny
plasma is air that has reached temperatures far beyond the surface of the sun. by that rule it is a stupid attack, and will be ignored.
Please explain...? Is it because air isn't measured in gallons? Isn't the Sun MADE mostly of plasma? Anyway, plasma is a whole different state of matter. It's not a gas (aka: not air.)
Thaboss repeats attack. But instead of saying "gallons" he says "Thaboss summons a large quantity of plasma, almost as much as the Sun, to burn/melt/corrode/whatever-plasma-does-to-stuff to take down the tree."
Thaboss repeats attack. But instead of saying "gallons" he says "Thaboss summons a large quantity of plasma, almost as much as the Sun, to burn/melt/corrode/whatever-plasma-does-to-stuff to take down the tree."
(this attack will cost you. I know what plasma is, but it can only be made by heating gas. the sun is plasma, but the surface is much cooler than the center.)
you summon the plasma, and it does significant damage, but it only goes on for so long before it dissipates.
Thaboss is honored to be the first to actually do some significant damage to the tree. Before that, the average per page was about -343hp. (not counting the -50%). It would have taken 145,800,000,000 pages! (unless thaboss messed up his math.)
I know what plasma is, but it can only be made by heating gas. the sun is plasma, but the surface is much cooler than the center.)
By using nature against the tree, you do significant damage, but you wound yourself in the process by having to drain some of the water from your own body to fuel the curse.
-500hp -10hparkfire45
I'm I going to stop being disabled anytime soon?
(you need to find the post that describe how you got disabled, and describe how you get out of that situation)
I summon a shinighami to attack the tree
Unfortunately, you summoned captain ukitake, who actually is fond of the tree. he agrees to attack it, but only reluctantly. he also curses you to not be able to contact the soul society for the purpose of attacking the world tree again. (yes, I've seen the show)
-50hp
I use my vaugely explained powers of radiation to teleport away from the protesters and melt the rope.
I revive from the curse and I call the Chinese army to attack the tree
You can't revive from a curse that doesn't kill you. You call the Chinese army, but then the Chinese leader says that attacking a tree in Europe would threaten national security. Only a small regiment gets to go and attack the tree. Since the Chinese army is great only when it is all put together, the regiment only does 16.5 damage to the tree.
Tree: 39,999,999,498,370 HP Weather: cold, raining ground condition: soggy
