Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]
First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.
No memes No posting own damage One attack per turn If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule No being an idiot No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.
Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:
A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas. A tree cutter also only does 1 damage. Axe does 1 damage Battle axe does 2 damage Norse Battle axe does 3
If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.
People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'
Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.
To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.
Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP Climate: No wind and sunny
Killersup will call upon a giant army of undead soldiers from the earth.They are huge like no other undead. Then he will have the giants dig a giant trench in a 150 foot radius of the tree. He will have them dig over 1000 yards under the earth. Intill the molten lava rises around the tree... the lava will completely surround the tree creating a kind of force field around the tree. However, this will completely cut off the tree from any water. Even if the lava dries, it will become almost concrete hard, and it will take hundreds/thousands of yards for the water alone to crack through 150 feet of rock. By then the tree should have been completely devoid of water, thus dead.
Okay Blade. I was a bit confused by the turn system but I understand it now. I repair my poor tree's cell walls and vacuoles and point my flak at SubZero007. I blast him with my huge flak. The shells are rubber, but one explodes in his face, sending him hurtling all the way to China. If ANYONE tries any monkey business, I'll shoot 'em with my flak. And I have real shells fo' ya monsters! >:c
Huh. You sir, realize you're f**king with the 2nd most powerful player in the game, correct? How fitting your virtual death will be used to further the tree;s destruction.
My attack I stop nerdsoft's rubber flak with a flick of my wrist, condense it into a rubber ball, and shoot it at the tree. (I know that will do nothing, but I'm making a point. Then I paralyze nerdsoft, and float up into the sky with him. I then crystallize him into pure dark energy, and condense him, shaping him into a wedge-shaped object. I fly up to the top of the tree, holding Nerdsoft the Dark Wedge in my hand, somewhat reminiscent of Zeus' master bolt. Then I blast him from the top of the tree down, flattening him out as he goes, like how a lead bullet flattens out as it goes trough your body. Once he reaches the true center of the tree, I cause him to explode with massive amounts of energy, releasing more energy in 1 second than 5 suns release in an hour. I grab everyone who isn't nerdsoft and fly as far away as I possibly can, because everything for miles around is probably going to get vaporized.
And that, nerdsoft, is why you don't fool with me. If you have any luck, Blade might give you a second chance to respawn.
Subzero, while an impressive attack, please note that ANYTHING CAN FAIL. Nerdsoft might just surprise you with a good defence. Careful, and make sure to use words like "Attempt" and let the details and logic of the attack speak for its success.
Incidentally, the flak isn't rubber. It's steel and loaded with HE/Shrapnel shells. That was just a dud. I don't really care who attacks my poor tree, though I don't think I'll be fighting you again. I hope a piece of shrapnel hits something. If I respawn, I think I'll go on a quest for a classy top hat. =]
