Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]
First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.
No memes No posting own damage One attack per turn If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule No being an idiot No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.
Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:
A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas. A tree cutter also only does 1 damage. Axe does 1 damage Battle axe does 2 damage Norse Battle axe does 3
If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.
People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'
Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.
To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.
Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP Climate: No wind and sunny
Well, actually Gem, the tentacles would continue to assail you whether you jumped or not. It's not like they were going to go for your feet, they would go for your arms and other parts too. Also, if you just jumped, you pretty much jumped into an interplanar void.
Sonic: We like the posts being in a row. Kyle: stop mentioning tentacles. Don't arouse Gemini. Isn't this thread supposed to be PG-13?
Well, Blade'll just have to determine if this ultra-powerful Combo Limit works. ...OH NERDSOFT! CHOP UP KYLE'S TENTACLES INTO CALIMARI PLEASE. Now to finish Combo. Epic, safely burrowed below ground before the Land Tsunami, now stands up in a shallow hole. His Aura Armor protecting him from injury, Epic quickly steps over to Kyle, kicks in the balls, and back-flips back to Gemini. Combo over. Another one next turn. "Say, Gem, how about...Tango Twister for our next combo?"
Righto! Time for some horror-movie surgery! I plug myself into the tree, I'm going to need it for this... First, I (as the tree) open a hollow space inside myself. Then, spearing him with roots, I drag Kyle into the hollow space. The roots inside him grow, sapping back the energy and using it to heal the tree. They pierce his blood and (for the sake of ethics) inject him with an anesthetic. While I don't doubt that he can fight it, this is gonna hurt like hell on earth. I flood his skin with chlorophyll. Then (sorry for the wall of text) I convert his veins and arteries into xylem and phloem tubes. Finally, I push (he's under muscle relaxant too) a root out of his mouth. In essence, he's now a leaf. As an afterthought, I disconnect his nervous system to stop him hurting and/or fighting and turn his brain to nutrients to help the new plant grow. At long last, I open up the tree and dump him out. Then I disconnect myself from the Yggdrasil.
now defenders, have some toast made of your flesh...
I take all the energy I can muster from everything that I dont have to ask for the energy from, including a massive amount from the tree. Then, I make a minion clone, and keep pumping it full of power, then I send it into the midst of the defenders, and when the minion reaches its limit, then I stop pumping the pure power into it, so the sudden shock of power then no power should send all the energy flying out of the minion shell like a large bomb.
Well, if we're explaining how things can't work, can I say that my massive amount of dark energy I keep cooped up inside of me would prevent me from getting killed by my brain being turned into nutrients and my body being turned into a ****ing leaf? 'cause if not, I'll just have to assume that as a Tormentor the forces of evil won't let me die that easily and I'll reincarnate or something.
WHAT. over 98% of the tree's health is gone? NOOOOOOOOO. Must...defend...tree...at all costs...Gemini, switch your weapon to Vamphammer! We must drain health from others into the tree!
I'm wondering how supposedly-primal Epic can form enough thoughts together to determine friend from foe. Shouldn't everyone appear the same to him?
Hey Blade, remember that armor suit I made a few turns back? Yeah, I'm putting it on now. I don't want my jugular torn out. I start off by healing all the non-nature touched. (Including myself) Then I flatten the landscape from gemini's smash hammer attack, so we can all get back to the tree. I make special attention to Kyle, making sure he's not a leaf still. After that's done, I paralyze the attackers and float them up to me. I examine the way Yggdrasil gives them power, then I block the magic they get from Yggdrasil. I take their weapons and teleport them across the known universe. (Since epic is a werewolf, I teleport his arms across the universe) Then I put a band of unbreakable crystallized energy around their three necks. I keep it lose enough to where only one of them can escape. The other two will be strangled, then decapitated immediately after the first leaves. The band shall constrict around their necks until this happens.
