Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]
First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.
No memes No posting own damage One attack per turn If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule No being an idiot No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.
Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:
A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas. A tree cutter also only does 1 damage. Axe does 1 damage Battle axe does 2 damage Norse Battle axe does 3
If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.
People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'
Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.
To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.
Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP Climate: No wind and sunny
I first charge up my lightning powahs (I have them...) and then charge up my fire powers until I can stand them no more. Then, I wrap a cocoon of devilfire onto the nature touched. Then, when they are inside of it, I make the cocoon very small (with them still inside it) and then charge the cocoon with all the lightning I can muster.
Epic won't be around, but I will. No need to waste my turn. *sniffle*
Gemini tackles light_chaser as she's being wrapped in the devilfire and beats his face in repeatedly with both fists, not stopping until he stops moving.
It's not the grammer it just auto corrects my words into compleaty diferent ones anywho I strike at the tree with everything I've got then compress a huge amount of power into a tiny tiny tiiiiiiiiiiny point that is almost a sinquartity then send it at the and teleport away at the point when It hits the tree the power will explode hopefully causing massive damege to the tree and most likely a lot of damege to anyone and anything that is anywhere within 3 miles of the tree
@subzero- sorry, I wasn't really sure about the situation, so I left it out. since that is what we are going with, I'll incorporate that into the next turn.
@nerdsoft- for god's sake, you don't need to ask me about it. as long as you don't do anything too ridiculous.
Alright, I'm still taking this turn then. I come behind Gemini while she's whaling on light_chaser, and thrust my blades into the back of her neck. I then cause them to rotate at unimaginable speeds, moving them around her body without ever removing them, making sure to hit vital organs. After that I cause a crystalline energy spike to come out my armor, and I shish-kabob her onto it by sliding it between her anus and crotch (god this sounds wrong) and sliding up through her body with the tip of the spike poking through her skull.
Also, while this may sound like an instakill, I acknowledge that there is no such thing as instakills in this game and that it will probably just take some HP away.
Alright, because epic isn't here, thaboss will continue back on his sword quest. He's at the swirling shield thing. He knows that energy can punch through it. So. He gets his dragon to blow continuous fire at the shield, punching a hole into it. Using his mastery of fine he constructs a shield around himself to protect from the fire. If he can take his dragon with him, he will then shoot fire continuously to allow his dragon through. If he's not allowed to bring his dragon, then so be it.
I'm sorry about the wait, I've been slammed nonstop by work, school, and a whole lot of other crap. I'm updating everything in my possession tomorrow morning.
