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MRWalker82

4,005 posts

Shepherd

Posted January 13, '12 2:36pm UTC

What would IT have to be?!?!?

There's only one thing it could be!!!!!!

It is a... a... IT'S A

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h91/hooahw2475/dairyhickAG-1.jpg

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DairyHick

134 posts

Nomad

Posted January 13, '12 2:46pm UTC

No SIR!! That would be a DmoothSick!!!

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Maverick4

6,800 posts

Peasant

Posted January 13, '12 3:03pm UTC

O.o

I think this answers the question:

Who is John Galt?

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zakyman

1,627 posts

Peasant

Posted January 13, '12 3:32pm UTC

No, the mystery is how an under-sea crustation can reproduce with a whale and create the bumbling fool we know and love today called "Pearl." Furthermore, we need to learn how Spongebob and Patrick are actually able to communicate verbally and why Squidward has such a large nose.

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Cenere

13,657 posts

Jester

Posted January 13, '12 3:49pm UTC

Adoption.
Alternate universe.
Extra arm.

Or, conclude it is an animated kids' show and the laws of reality doesn't apply to that.

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R3LOAD

531 posts

Peasant

Posted January 13, '12 4:16pm UTC

Or, conclude it is an animated kids' show and the laws of reality doesn't apply to that.

Thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis.

This is your answer.

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zakyman

1,627 posts

Peasant

Posted January 13, '12 4:30pm UTC

Or, conclude it is an animated kids' show and the laws of reality doesn't apply to that.

What's the fun in that?

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younieboy

297 posts

Blacksmith

Posted January 13, '12 4:32pm UTC

i think adoption
nothing else is possible
or a giant crab with i don't know

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Dewi1066

539 posts

Nomad

Posted January 13, '12 5:01pm UTC

I would have thought it was obvious.

The crab mated with a hammerhead shark.

Simple.

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DairyHick

134 posts

Nomad

Posted January 13, '12 10:54pm UTC

The crab mated with a hammerhead shark.

Genius!!

Or, conclude it is an animated kids' show and the laws of reality doesn't apply to that.

No they do. We just have to find a way...

Also... Mr Crabs LOVES money... Does that make him a Jew?

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CommanderPaladin

1,531 posts

Nomad

Posted January 13, '12 11:17pm UTC

Mr Crabs LOVES money... Does that make him a Jew?

Careful there - you're entering slur country.

According to a recent study, watching spongebob will make you stupid, so pondering such things will most likely turn you into a bumbling fool the likes of which will make Pearl look like a genius.
And furthermore...
*looks down, sees brains dripping out of nose*

OH CRAP! IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING!! Save yourselves, get out of this thread NOW!!!!

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devsaupa

1,810 posts

Nomad

Posted January 13, '12 11:58pm UTC

Mr Crabs LOVES money... Does that make him a Jew?

Actually you crossed the border into slur country, and there are Jews and non Jews on AG that would not let you alone. So careful, mate. Even though I kind of lol'd at that, but that's me.

Obviously, Pearl is actually adopted. The better question is, how does Plankton rebuild the Chum Bucket when it is destroyed every episode??? And how do spongebobs feet fit into those tiny leg holes???? And where is squidwards pants???????? Doesn't that count as nudity? 0.0

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Hypermnestra

26,390 posts

Nomad

Posted January 14, '12 12:26am UTC

And where is squidwards pants???????? Doesn't that count as nudity? 0.0

I think the more pressing issue on Squidward's wardrobe is not why he doesn't wear any pants, but why he wears a shirt while not wearing any bottoms. Is it because of the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" thing?

Also... Mr Crabs LOVES money... Does that make him a Jew?

Nah, just a human being. WHICH DOESN'T WORK CUZ HE'S A CRAB, WTF.

Other Spongebob mysteries...

How do they have underwater television/electricity without electrocuting everyone?
How do Pearl's tiny legs hold up her enormous body?
Where did Sandy get a SCUBA diving suit made for squirrels? And where did she find a martial arts class for rodents?
What is the Krabby patty secret formula?

well its a very simple answer the thoery evolution. TA DA

*sigh* *compulsory ba-dum-crash*
That does bring up a good question though...how on Earth did a sponge acquire opposable thumbs? The sea creatures are talking about the secret recipe to a hamburger when THEY'VE ALREADY STOLEN THE GREATEST SECRET OF ALL MANKIND!!!!

[quote]And where is squidwards pants???????? Doesn't that count as nudity? 0.0[/quote]\r\nI think the more pressing issue on Squidward's wardrobe is not why he doesn't wear any pants, but why he wears a shirt while not wearing any bottoms. Is it because of the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" thing?\r\n\r\n[quote]Also... Mr Crabs LOVES money... Does that make him a Jew?[/quote]\r\nNah, just a human being. WHICH DOESN'T WORK CUZ HE'S A CRAB, WTF. \r\n\r\nOther Spongebob mysteries...\r\n\r\nHow do they have underwater television/electricity without electrocuting everyone?\r\nHow do Pearl's tiny legs hold up her enormous body?\r\nWhere did Sandy get a SCUBA diving suit made for squirrels? And where did she find a martial arts class for rodents?\r\nWhat is the Krabby patty secret formula? \r\n\r\n[quote]well its a very simple answer the thoery evolution. TA DA[/quote]\r\n*sigh* *compulsory ba-dum-crash* \r\nThat does bring up a good question though...how on Earth did a sponge acquire opposable thumbs? The sea creatures are talking about the secret recipe to a hamburger when THEY'VE ALREADY STOLEN THE GREATEST SECRET OF ALL MANKIND!!!!

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mattduggan13

1,795 posts

Nomad

Posted January 22, '12 3:34am UTC

Here's the biggest mystery:

How in the world did any fish learn to speak English? O.o

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happybirthdayaphant1

53 posts

Nomad

Posted January 22, '12 4:49am UTC

Maybe Pearl isn't really a whale. She could actually be a crab but is so embarrassed of her dad that she changed her look?

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