Plus you probably don't want to insult anyone or the clans themselves.
This is the more important part. You see the part about flaming in the rules? The "Don't flame" thing? That doesn't mean you shouldn't put stuff on fire (well, you shouldn't but that is unrelated to this here), but that you shouldn't insult others, for fun or otherwise. That includes name calling, continuing to point out mistakes, talk down to them about their beliefs, opinions and otherwise act like a jerk. Even for fun.
I also really do doubt any clan would be able to crush anything and live afterwards.
Aaaand, this was either a mis-placed game or lacking severely in content and coherence, so... locking.