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Marge, are you on the mood for snugling?

The following was on a note written by Homer to Ned Flanders. One of my favorites, even though it's not said.

DUDE,
MEET ME IN
MONTANA.

XXOO,
JESUS (H. CHRIST)

My favorite is not really a quote but its a song from the simpson's movie:

Spider pig Spider pig does whatever a spider pig can. Can he swing from a web no he cant he's a pig look out here comes spider pig.

phone rings

"Hello? You'll have to speak up I'me wearing a towel."


Classic.

There are many memorable quotes, but these two are really funny:

Bart: Sorry Lis. I can't be a vegetarian. I love the taste of death!

Lisa: I never dreamed an American car designed in Germany, assembled in Mexico from parts made in Canada, could be so amazing

Ralf Wiggum has some great ones:

"

my cat's breath smells like cat food

Awwww, I bent my wookie"

nelson ha ha

Anyone mention the greatest character of all in the Simpsons' show yet?!

Krrrr-USTY THE CLOWNN!!

"Heheheh-he-heeehhh... ohw..."



"Aaaaaagh! I almost swallowed some of the juice!!"

(While filming that 'Krusty Burger' commercial of his!)

Ohw... that was an epic fail with the image there... (o.O)

How about this one then? =)



...or this one! =D



"HEY, HEY, HEY!!!"

My favourite Krusty quote is:

[i]"Now it's time for my favourite part of the show. *squints eyes* what's that say? TALK TO THE AUDIENCE?! Aww this is always death..."

Mr burns: Whose that?
Smithers: Homer Simpson sir, every significant event in you life for the last 5 years has revolved around him in some way.
Mr Burns: Who?
Smithers: He thwarted your campaign for governor, you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown, his wife painted you in the nude...
Mr Burns: Doesn't ring a bell.

ROFL and the other has to be "Excellent" also Mr Burns

This is a great Homer Simpson quote. Hilarious!

Oh, Bart, don't worry, people die all the time. In fact, you could wake up dead tomorrow.

(When stepping on rakes)Sideshow Bob:Ughhh....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmNObROcBOo

Ralph: Me fail English? Thatâs unpossible.

Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

Troy McClure: Donât kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, heâd eat you and everyone you care about!

Comic Book Guy: The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudityâ¦

Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1â¦2.

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*

Lionel Hutz: Well, heâs kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace âaccidentallyâ with ârepeatedlyâ and replace âdogâ with âson.â

Homer: Iâm normally not a praying man, but if youâre up there, please save me, Superman.

Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

Chief Wiggum: Canât you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we canât be policing the entire city!

Smithers: Uh, no, theyâre saying âBoo-urns, Boo-urns.â
Hans Moleman: I was saying âBoo-urns.â

Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, youâd step over your own mother just to get one! But you canât stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything thatâs even remotely true!


Mr. Burns: Iâll keep it short and sweet â" Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

Kent Brockman: â¦And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

Smithers: Iâm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.

Homer: Oh, Iâm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I donât have to listen to myself. Iâm drunk.

Homer: And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.

Krusty the Clown: And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include ******s with a cold.

Krusty the Clown: Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if youâre experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO boxâ¦

Nelson: Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, itâs not whether you win or lose: itâs how drunk you get.

Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman â" and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

Homer: How could you?! Havenât you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didnât hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

I love the simpsons.

@ Cheesehead_Man : Are you sure you didn't simply copy/paste those from some website? LOL =P

How about the episode where Homer eats peanuts on his couch? =)

Homer: "Aaahh, the laaast peanut... overflowing with the oil and salt of it's departed brothers..."
...
*tilts head back and throws towards open mouth but misses* ... *thud*
...
H: "Oh-ooh... something's wrong..."
...
*bends over and reaches under couch*
...
H: "AAAAWW!! Pointy!! Iiieeewww, slimey... OH-OOHW?! Moving!! aa-HAH!! Ooohh, twenty dollars...
I wanted a peanuuut..."
...
Brain: "Twenty dollars can buy MANY peanuts!"
H: "Explain how!"
Brain: "Money can be exchanged foor goods and services!"
H: "WOO-HOO! Hehehehhh..."
...
*Runs for the store and trips over the last peanut* ... *THUMB!!*
...
H: "ooohhw..."

Here's a clay animated version of it!

LOL One of the pieces of 'Homerism' I will NEVER forget!! =)