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One day, for no reason, all the cats in the world have been catnapped, and all of them have waked up in a large dome arena, I call it the LOLdome. Well, the LOLman does anyway. He used the LOL machine to turn all cats into LOLcats! And now, he's giving One cat the oppurrrtunity to be turned back into a normal cat, if they're willing to fight for it.
Name:
EXP:0/1000
Level:1
LOL Weapon: Claw
LOL Credits: 500
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LP:20
LOL strength:
LOL agility:
LOL toughness:
LOL humour:
LOL music:
Flag
Name: LOLMort
EXP:650/1000
Level:1
LOL Weapon: Claw, Rainbow Knife.
LOL Credits: 430
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LP:0
LOL strength: 6
LOL agility: 8
LOL toughness: 6
LOL humour: 4
LOL music: 1
[And there I thought it would be fitting... Nope, denied.]
I say(/miauw) "I play the cheat! card", hoping to confuse him and then charge in for the kill.
Name: LOLMort
EXP:0/3000
Level:2
LOL Weapon: Claw, Rainbow Knife.
LOL Credits: 980
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LP:5
LOL strength: 6
LOL agility: 8
LOL toughness: 6
LOL humour: 4
LOL music: 1
You meow, and say "I play the cheat!card!" But you dont confuse him, but you do make him feel that you will use such a card in a scary way, and you charge. You headbutt him, and he gets knocked out, and you finish him with a stab.
+350exp
+450 Credits
+Grey Munchkin cookie
Boss battle open.
Shop is open.
Armory is open.
Munchkin Cat: A munchkin cat which was deformed from too much LOLenergy and is now unacceptable to anything.
Strength:4
Agility:1
toughness:2
homour:1
Music:1
Level UP!
+5 LP
+200 Free Credits
+Blue ribbon
Name: LOLMort
EXP:0/3000
Level:2
LOL Weapon: Claw, Rainbow Knife.
LOL Credits: 980
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LP:5
LOL strength: 6
LOL agility: 8
LOL toughness: 6
LOL humour: 4
LOL music: 1
I enter the shop (I'll just enter the shop after each battle).
[Also, sheet?]
Name: LOLMort
EXP:0/3000
Level:2
LOL Weapon: Claw, Rainbow Knife.
LOL Credits: 980
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LP:5
LOL strength: 6
LOL agility: 8
LOL toughness: 6
LOL humour: 4
LOL music: 1
The sheet is already there.
Munchkin Cat: A munchkin cat which was deformed from too much LOLenergy and is now unacceptable to anything.
Strength:4
Agility:1
toughness:2
homour:1
Music:1
Name: LOLMort
EXP:0/3000
Level:2
LOL Weapon: Claw, Rainbow Knife.
LOL Credits: 980
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LP:5
LOL strength: 6
LOL agility: 8
LOL toughness: 6
LOL humour: 4
LOL music: 1
I'll just save my money.
[What's the point of having BP and RP stuff if there's no LP stuff?
Name: LOLMort
EXP:0/3000
Level:2
LOL Weapon: Claw, Rainbow Knife.
LOL Credits: 980
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LP:5
LOL strength: 6
LOL agility: 8
LOL toughness: 6
LOL humour: 4
LOL music: 1
LP stuff will come soon. Are you lefty??
Name: LOLMort
EXP:0/3000
Level:2
LOL Weapon: Claw, Rainbow Knife.
LOL Credits: 980
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LP:5
LOL strength: 6
LOL agility: 8
LOL toughness: 6
LOL humour: 4
LOL music: 1
[Nope, I'm right-handed, but it just seemed a bit pointless]
I'll enter the next battle.
Name: LOLMort
EXP:0/3000
Level:2
LOL Weapon: Claw, Rainbow Knife.
LOL Credits: 980
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LP:5
LOL strength: 6
LOL agility: 8
LOL toughness: 6
LOL humour: 4
LOL music: 1
Dont you mean boss battle? Lol boss battle is next.
You enter the next pipe, and You get sucked into a large dome, twice the normal battle dome. The other end, a builtin cage, and the cage opens, a shadow emerges, and reveals it self to be a LOLtiger. It growls, roars, and prepares for combat. It charges at you.
Name: LOLMort
EXP:0/3000
Level:2
LOL Weapon: Claw, Rainbow Knife.
LOL Credits: 980
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LP:5
LOL strength: 6
LOL agility: 8
LOL toughness: 6
LOL humour: 4
LOL music: 1
I try to dodge his charge (olé!), then cut one of his hind legs.
Name: LOLMort
EXP:500/3000
Level:2
LOL Weapon: Claw, Rainbow Knife.
LOL Credits: 1980
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LP:5
LOL strength: 6
LOL agility: 8
LOL toughness: 6
LOL humour: 4
LOL music: 1
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Inventoryark spirit, Gans Lion Mane, Yellow Mane.
Right paw:Rainbow Knife
Left Paw:Claw
Mouth:Voice box
Body armor: None
Gaunlets:Rusty Gauntlets
Vambraces:Rusty Vambraces
Cuisses: Rusty Cuisses
Pauldrons:Rusty Pauldrons
Helmet:Rusty Helmet
Shoulder Turret:None
You dodge his charge and the big cat hits into the glass, which doesnt break and its stunned for a bit. You use this to your advantage and attempt to cut off the hind legs. You start slicing at the left leg, and the lion roars in pain. Its leg kicks you off, and it shakes its mane and it grows into a powerfulthorny, devilish and flaming mane. It charges at you, filling the dome with flames and you attempt to dodge, it flames you and your armor burns a bit. You strike at its face and impale through its eye, right through the skull. It claws at every which way, and you finish it by impaling the other eye.
"The challenger has beaten the champion!" The speakers boom. Everyone starts cheering.
+500exp
+1000 Credits
+Gans Lion Mane
+Yellow Mane
+Dark Spirit
Next battle is available.
shop is open.
armory is open.
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Character sheet has been updated
Name:
EXP:0/1000
Level:1
LOL Weapon: Claw
LOL Credits: 500
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LP:0
LOL strength: 0
LOL agility: 0
LOL toughness: 0
LOL humour: 0
LOL music: 0
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Inventory:None
Right paw:Claw
Left Paw:Claw
Mouth:Voice box
Body armor: None
Gaunlets:None
Vambraces:None
Cuisses:None
Pauldrons:None
Helmet:None
Shoulder Turret:None
Name: LOLMort
EXP:500/3000
Level:2
LOL Weapon: Claw, Rainbow Knife.
LOL Credits: 1980
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LP:5
LOL strength: 6
LOL agility: 8
LOL toughness: 6
LOL humour: 4
LOL music: 1
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Inventoryark spirit, Gans Lion Mane, Yellow Mane.
Right paw:Rainbow Knife
Left Paw:Claw
Mouth:Voice box
Body armor: None
Gaunlets:Rusty Gauntlets
Vambraces:Rusty Vambraces
Cuisses: Rusty Cuisses
Pauldrons:Rusty Pauldrons
Helmet:Rusty Helmet
Shoulder Turret:None
I enter the shop.
Name: LOLMort
EXP:500/3000
Level:2
LOL Weapon: Claw, Rainbow Knife.
LOL Credits: 1980
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LP:5
LOL strength: 6
LOL agility: 8
LOL toughness: 6
LOL humour: 4
LOL music: 1
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Inventoryark spirit, Gans Lion Mane, Yellow Mane.
Right paw:Rainbow Knife
Left Paw:Claw
Mouth:Voice box
Body armor: None
Gaunlets:Rusty Gauntlets
Vambraces:Rusty Vambraces
Cuisses: Rusty Cuisses
Pauldrons:Rusty Pauldrons
Helmet:Rusty Helmet
Shoulder Turret:None
You enter the shop.
Weapons for sale:
Wolverine Claws(BP)- +2 Strength-400 Credits
Rainbow Knife(RP)- +2 Strength-450 Credits
Dual LOLKnifes(BP)- +3 Strength-800 Credits
Flaming Claw(RP)- +3 Strength, +1 toughness-950 Credits
Energy Claws(BP)- +5 Strength, +1 agility- 1500 Credits
Glowing Claws(BP)- +4 Strength,+1 toughness-1300 Credits
All the rp items are available in LP.
Armor for sale:
Rusty Body armor- +1 toughness-250 Credits
Rusty Gauntlets- +.5 toughness-100 Credits
Rusty Vambraces- +.5 toughness-100 Credits
Rusty Cuisses- +1 toughness-200 Credits
Rusty Pauldrons- +.5 toughness-100 Credits
Rusty Helmet- +.5 toughness-100 Credits
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Harden Leather Body armor- +2 toughness-400 Credits
Harden Leather Gauntlets- +1 tougness-200 Credits
Harden Leather Vambraces- +1 toughness-200 Credits
Harden Leather Cuisses- +1 toughness-200 Credits
Harden Leather Pauldrons- +1 toughness-200 Credits
Harden Leather Helmet- +1 toughness-200 Credits
Music and Humour:
Kazoo- +.5 music-100 Credits
Mini Trumpet- +1music-250 Credits
Deep Flute- +2 music-350 Credits
French Horn- +3 music-500 Credits
Fatty Voice box- +1 Music, +1Humour-450 Credits
Clown Mask- +1 Humour-200 Credits
Joker mask- +2 Humour, 1toughness- 400 Credits
Turrets:
Pellet turret- +2 Strength-500 Credits
Rapid fire pellet turret- +1 Strength(Rapid fire)-800 Credits
Xtreme Pellet turret- +2Strength(Xtreme Rapid fire)-1400 Credits
Particle turret- +3Strength-1000 Credits
SMG turret- +1.5 Strength(Rapid fire)-1000 Credits
Cannon turret- +2.5 Strength, 1 toughness-1300 Credits
Unlock more at Level 3.
Name: Mort
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Food: 100/100
Water: 100/100
Hunger: 100/100
Health: 100/100
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Tree: Bob
Growth: 1/150
Oxygen:2
Powers:None
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Inventory:Lucky Charm, Temple Seal(water), rune stone.
Weapon:Energy Saber.
Follow where? Its just a map of the area. Showing the fire chamber you're in right now.
I'll buy two flaming claws.
[Is it possible to sell stuff?]
Correct sheet:
Name: LOLMort
EXP:500/3000
Level:2
LOL Weapon: Claw, Rainbow Knife.
LOL Credits: 1980
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LP:5
LOL strength: 6
LOL agility: 8
LOL toughness: 6
LOL humour: 4
LOL music: 1
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Inventoryark spirit, Gans Lion Mane, Yellow Mane.
Right paw:Rainbow Knife
Left Paw:Claw
Mouth:Voice box
Body armor: None
Gaunlets:Rusty Gauntlets
Vambraces:Rusty Vambraces
Cuisses: Rusty Cuisses
Pauldrons:Rusty Pauldrons
Helmet:Rusty Helmet
Shoulder Turret:None
I'll buy two flaming claws.
[Is it possible to sell stuff?]
Name: LOLMort
EXP:500/3000
Level:2
LOL Weapon:Flaming Claws
LOL Credits:80
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LP:5
LOL strength: 12
LOL agility: 8
LOL toughness: 6
LOL humour: 4
LOL music: 1
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Inventoryark spirit, Gans Lion Mane, Yellow Mane.
Right paw:Flaming Claw
Left Paw:Flaming Claw
Mouth:Voice box
Body armor: None
Gaunlets:Rusty Gauntlets
Vambraces:Rusty Vambraces
Cuisses: Rusty Cuisses
Pauldrons:Rusty Pauldrons
Helmet:Rusty Helmet
Shoulder Turret:None
One for each hand right?
Yes, it is. You pay 1900 Credits for the claws.
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