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''Be dirty and perverse when reading Renaissance literature. If not, you will never get your A in the exam. Did I also mention sex? Yes, think lots of sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. All the time boys and girls.'' -Accompanied with appropriate gestures''

I love my lit teacher. He's 63 and going strong, both in body and his debauchedness.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! - ever thought about tequila?

^"when life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make everyone wonder how the **** you did it"

give never up!

Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again.

Og Mandino has taught me many things.

âBetter to fight for something than live for nothing.â
Nothing has been more true. What is the point of living if you don't stand up for something?

What is the best advice someone has ever given(or you gave someone).

"When in doubt, reload and go full auto." also:

"All your problems will go away if you pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow."

I, unfortunately, have never achieved this so my life still has problems.

"When looking into the eye's of death that can't be reasoned with the best and only solution is to do is ask him to hold your grenade."
My own saying

"The world has many problems, yours is never the biggest."
Brother

probaly:

"eat your vegetables"

"Just a good nightâs sleep, and yesterdayâs mysteries are todayâs masteries."
- TESIII: Morrowind

Meditation phrase when leveling up. One of the last positive phrases. :P

"The only person in your way is yourself"

It's a great piece of advice,and thanks to it i got the Legend achievment on Sonny 2!

"Expect problems and eat them for breakfast"

be quiet and you won't sound dumb

"If you care about something, you'll do your best for it."

Every day I go to work I must remember this.

"You may leave school but it never leaves you"
basically what ever happens at school stays with you forever and if you don't try hard enough you will regret it. its from a XTC song i love and my dad tells me it to.

"the pen is always mightier then the sword"
is what my teacher Mr. Rosenberg taught me, I admire that man.

" The best advice is to never give advice for matters of the heart.