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I recall that someone once called me "fish paste." And that's pretty much the only wacky name I can remember. And now I'm just going to keep blathering to use up extra words so that this isn't spam. Bla bla bla bla blaaaaa. I'm getting annoying aren't I? Okay I'm done.

The dumbest name someone called me before is poop face because it doesn't make sense but I be called worse ones but they are more realistic

one of my best mates once said to me what the are doing you bag of horse tits

Not an insult, but definitely weird. Had a guy at a party once kept calling me 'Millennium Flyn' and hugging me every time he saw me. Never met him before or since.

Not an insult, but definitely weird. Had a guy at a party once kept calling me 'Millennium Flyn' and hugging me every time he saw me. Never met him before or since.

Can you explain that for me, my idiotic brain can't really comprehend what you said. You said that the girl wanted to keep a tough guy image? Orrr what?

I like dolphins, and she keeps sending me them in the mail every month... And everyone wonders why I broke up with her.

My parents used to call me nanie oh and pumpkin it was cute when i was young but one of the girls at my school overheard and now every time i see her she calls me it and i hate it :{

the dumbest name i heard was groschy. my name is joshua and some people call me joshy.

Not really insulting, but my teacher called me pancake because I wasn't paying much attention.

Pleb, pebble dasher, flump, blob, squiggle, basket-case, haribo head, spunk bubble, wollop, car eater.

Yeah, I've been called all of these.

Hell fisher, Garage, Mom (I'm a guy), super b****, and dou*** face.
IDK most of these even existed.
All but one of them were from people who I don't even know.

Well, my full name is William, and some people like to shorten it to Will, Bill, Billy...

Willy....

I've been called a son of a crevice by my sister before...Still don't know her reasoning for it.

my mom called me a little snothead
my brother has called me a livie-thing-it (whatever THAT is)
my friend did the "caution walmart shoppers theres a loser in isle seven and it looks like you" thing to me
my other friend calls me a tingtong

Baby cry quack and moo were all told to me by my sis