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EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

This is similar to the other 'build-a-story' games, but the goal is to get sidetracked as much as possible while holding some relevance to the last post (nothing completely random). For example:

Person 1: There once was a man who lived in a house on a hill.
Person 2: There was a garden next to the house.
Person 3: The vegetables in the garden were frequently stolen by rabbits.
Person 4: The rabbits were shot by the police.
Person 5: The police...

I'll start

There once was a man who went to the store to buy some chocolates.

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EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

The train had been carrying convicts for a prison transfer. They overpowered the guards and killed the driver but didn't know how to use the brakes.

loomer50
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Nomad

Now everybody escaped from the prison, and the apple store got robbed.

EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

The apple store was about to reveal their latest version of the iPhone but all of them were stolen so there was a huge riot.

Chryosten
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Herald

The riot police came and quelled the riots, leaving 24 people injured.

EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

Those injured people attempted to sue the police department for excessive force, but the judge was assassinated by a Canadian extremist.

Chryosten
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Herald

The wife committed suicide when she found out that she was Hitler reincarnated.

R4000
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Nomad

When she arrived in hell, the Devil was in his room eating tacos.

Chryosten
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Herald

Bob fell down a hole into a sea of flames.

EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

The hole had been created by construction workers who were siphoning the sea. The hole was clearly marked, but Bob had gotten drunk at a local pub owned by someone named Jimmy.

Chryosten
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Herald

At the local pub, a panda walked to the bar counter and asked for a beer.

EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

The panda realized he didn't have a valid ID and left the bar. He was shot by a poacher named Stan on his way home.

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Nomad

Poacher Stan just happens to be an amazing father and volunteers as a big brother.

Chryosten
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Herald

He was the father of 10 children. One of them was named Ted.

philandy
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Nomad

Ted is a serial killer, partially because he was named after a gerbil. He loves kittens.

Chryosten
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Herald

These kittens were abandoned in an alley near a petrol station.

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