The Narwhal bacons at approximately 5000 degrees Celsius. "Bacon" is a technical term meaning "1. to crinkle up, become crispy, red, eatable, hot, fattening; 2. the temperature at which this occurs."
The unicorn buttermilks when a full moon shines upon a 17 year old cow in an empty pasture while someone is slicing butter at the same time and/or burning a canister of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" Again "buttermilk" is a technical term meaning "to have liquid silver/gold/platinum/cheese/butter/milk/buttermilk/all the above pour out of all orifices including but not limited to 'the mouth, ears, nose, rear end (in special cases), ect...; usually happening to a unicorn when 'a full moon shines upon a 17 year old cow in an empty pasture while someone is slicing butter at the same time and/or burning a canister of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!"'"
