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Kamacaz
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Tell us Bethesda fans your funny thing.

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DivineDarkness
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Lol in the arena i stand on the pillars with my elite 100 acrobatic skills, and shoot the arena person with a bow and arrow, or spells.

Devoidless
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Sometimes I get bored, and make random powerful enchanted items in the editor.

One time, I made just some enchanted Daedric gaunlets that gave my character +100 Hand-to-Hand combat and +250 strength. Equipped them on my warrior, waltzed into the arena and fought the first opponent.

Oh, and my character was only level 5 or so.

Anyways, the opponent charged and I did a forward lunge power attack with only my fists. It connected with him, and with one he hit he was killed while being blown back against a pillar on the opposite side of the arena.

Good times.

fergman
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Perhaps it's one of the many stunts with my adoring fan, I casted a spell on a nearby civilian that gave him +20 rally, and he started to attack my adoring fan, chasing him around the city. That is, until a guard shot him down, but it was pretty funny.

Right now, I have 114 murders, and I'm on a quest to kill everyone in Imperial city.

Another time, I brought the horse Shadowmere to an Oblivion Gate, when I got off of the horse, it was instantly zapped by a lightening spell, and was sent flying.

One time with my adoring fan, I was in a cave, and suddenly a wolf jumped out and started attacking my adoring fan, who was running against a wall to get away. Once I killed the wolf, an archer came out and attacked me. I casted the rally spell on my Adoring fan, and while the archer was shooting at me, my adoring fan was killing him.

Again with the rally spell, I used it on my adoring fan in front of an old night elf lady, and he started attacking her with his dagger. She sommuned a ghost to fight with her, and when my adoring fan killed her, the ghost killed him. It was pretty funny.

Another time, I went into the Bravil Chapel undercroft, and lured all of the ghosts and spirits out. They killed everyone in the church. Then I went outside, and everyone nearby started attacking them. The ghosts and wraiths killed all the beggars in Bravil, 3 guards, a mages guild member, 2 fighter's guild members, and 2 civilians nearby.

These are just some.

DivineDarkness
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lol ya with oblivion you can do so much

I read this 1 online

If you get the best soul gem there is fill it up with a deadric persons soul, then enchant your necklace with it 20% chamilleon do that 5 more times and enchant your gloves ring chest and greaves until your 100% chammileon, and you cant get cought by the guards unless you talk to one lol.

Kamacaz
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I love all the stories and once, when I was playing, a guard kept shooting my atronach (I hope right spelling) for no reason and then my atronach went berserk and mauled the guard. Killed him and three other civillians (he was a storm atronach).

fergman
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This is a pretty easy trick:
Step 1: Complete the "Join the mages guild" mission
Step 2: Have access to the Arcane University

Alright, this is a pretty bad glitch. The portal that says it's illegal to go through, has no bad effects when you get access to Arcane University. No one gets mad at you for trespassing, and I even went up to the Arch-mages room and stole his staff.

DivineDarkness
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You actually have to steal the staff for a thiefs quest, and then give it back.

I also love city jumping in this game, in bruma i can get out of the city boundries when my mini map says im still in it, and all the graphics suck when im out of it though, the ground disspears, jumping hurts more because it thinks the ground is the stone ground in bruma, so i was jumping around and died lol

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I hate the adoring fn so much, I made sure my marksmenship was very high, brought the moron to (Can't thinko of name) a mountain, brought him to a ldge, and shot him in the face. I found him at the bottom with an arrow in his mouth. lol

fergman
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Divine Darkness, I have already done that quest, so now I get to keep the staff since I stole it a second time!

The Dark Brotherhood quests are my favorites, and if you do not want any spoilers, do not read the following text.

On the mission where you have to go to the party and kill everyone, I did it an excellent way:
I can't remember the exact way, but I do remember this, first I killed the guard, and everyone was scared because the strongest one of them went down first. Then, I killed he old lady. Then, I think it was the Nord drinker. That left the two people that loved each other, the night elf and the rich guy who she liked. When I talked to him and it was just the 3 of us, he said: "Well, it's not me, and it's not you,(because I maxed all of their desposition at the beginning) so that only leaves her! How could I have been so stupid, to arms brother!" At this time he was on the 1st floor. Then I quickly ran up to the second to talk to the night elf. She said: "No, this is impossible! My true love is the killer! We must fight!"
They then fought for a while pointlessly, until the rich guy picked up the sword of the dead guard. He then killed her pretty quickly. When I talked to him afterwards, all he said was: "At last we are at peace" and it was easy to kill him.

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Ok prepare to laugh your but off. once i was on the part of the dark brotherhood quest line where you have to kill the guy to get in. any way, i was at bravil or whatever going to the taven where you have to kill the guy and i found this place that had like 3 or 4 of those human, buffulo hybrid things. i got off my horse and atemted to kill the thingys when the only freaken unincorn in the whole freaking game smash the heck out of the thingys and started heading at me. so, of course, i ran tomy horse to get on and bam! the unicorn hit me and i fell. when i got off i was looking for my horse. then i looked in the distance and saw the unicorn chasing my hourse away. i tryed chasing it but it was arow fast (funny becouse old time and no bullets lol, dont judge me.) anyway the moral of this is, if you are looking for that unicorn, dont bring a hourse.

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I remember when i got to echo cave to fight Manimarcco, i was dissapointed that he just looked like a regular Altmer. So since its a boss fight i crank it to max difficulty, and, well, biggest push over in game. He got my health down to like 90% a he died. kinda pathetic.
spell stacking can be over powered though

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1.i made a character whose main skills were the 7 magical skills. i then spent a lot of time casting spells and finally got them all to 100. my dude was a high elf and he got to level 43. thats maxed out without cheats. then i enchanted some glass armor to give me a magica boost and magica resistance. then i just cast some insane fire bomb spells that killed everybody. his name was dumbledore.

2.In the arena as you walk up the stairs right before the fight and that gate that is lowered you turn around 180 degrees and jump into the wall just to the left of the archway/doorway that leads back down to the bloodworks. you should pass through and if you do it corectly then you will be on a ledge . you will be able to see through the wall you passed through and the monsters or people will run up to fight you and they wont be able to but you can still hit them. hard to do. can mess with your game.

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im a dark elf assassin im the grey fox in the thieves guild the listener in the dark brothehood im the archmage in mages guild and im in the fighters guild my fame was like 54 and infamy was around 85 then i did knights of nine and became good im also a vampire anyway i went to fort sutch once the oblivion crisi started and tried to help the legion one after another they died even the captain wen i went to talk to him he charged off to fight then hit by lightning and died i went back to see the person next to him and he was gone then i went to the oblivon gate and there was 5 storm atronachs and 1 daerdroth so i was searchin through the grass and theres the captain and all his lil friends i guess the morale of the story iseven the legoin cant beat oblivion

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A nice thing.^
You know, spelling.
I can't even figure out what you're talking about.

HahiHa
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I'll always remember one moment, it was when I was watching my sister playing as she was fighting through an oblivion plane. When she arrived at the base level of the tower, she got suddenly addressed by someone! Guess who it was? Yup, Baurus. The funny thing was, he said ''You're not easy to spot. So, what have you found out about...''(or something like that, it was in german).

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