Sorry I'm late, I forgot to set my alarm. I didn't call because I lost my smart phone. I didn't call because I was at a friend's house I didn't do my homework because I left the assignment at school. or, I left my book(s)in my locker. or, I forgot to copy them from the board.
Bad excuses I've said
Sorry I'm late I had car trouble. I didn't call because I just running a little late or, I lost your number. or, I forgot when we were supposed to meet. I didn't finish my work because my pen ran out of ink or, the machine ran out of ink toner, etc. and I forgot how to replace it.
"Sorry, I've been in a terrible accident and I can't attend class today. The doctor says I won't be out of the hospital for another few days, so I can't walk or move around at all for the time being and therefore I won't be able to come to school at all until I'm healed."
I gave that excuse to one of my teachers in high school. She thought it was pretty funny, considering that I told it to her in person at school. Attendance was close to optional in that class anyway, so if I remember correctly, she actually let me leave school early.
sometimes when my dad tells my little brother to throw away something he always hurries to sit down and says, "i just sat down" and makes me do it. pretty lame if you ask me xD
sometimes when my dad tells my little brother to throw away something he always hurries to sit down and says, "i just sat down" and makes me do it. pretty lame if you ask me xD
I've heard this one thrown around the household quite a alot :P
I'm the only girl in my place of work. All guys, and mostly ******s. [To be frank]
I'm never lazy as such in work, i just hate that they think because i'm a girl i should do all the cleaning in the store, so when my boss hands me a massive list of dusting, hoovering and cleaning the toilet (Which i don't use therefore refuse to clean) i hit him with a "Sorry bro, cramps."
I sincerely apologize for not doing the assignment. I was drunk off my arse and I threw up in my backpack.
I showed up that day without a backpack so the teacher would believe me, but it didn't work. I was already failing the class anyway so it didn't matter if she had believed me or not.
I forgot it at home or I lost it or I slept in or I was to busy fighting the zombies or, my personal favorite, just trying to look as cute/pathetic as physically possible.
