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| Plays 1,003,523 | Ratings 6,570 | Favorites 2,497 | Published 
                            Dec 8, 2008                         | 
With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cut scenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.
.:The Game:.
-Left and Right to move.
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta there
 
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