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i like cream soda, I live in a underground military base did i mention it was underground? I am basically a lab-rat. <marquee bgcolor="red">hello you noobs XD try this out...http://www.roblox.com/my/home.aspx</marquee> _______________________________ (\__/) This is Bunny. (+'.'+) Copy and paste Bunny (''_('' on your profile to help him gain world domination. |\__/| This is bunny's tall friend \ l l / Copy/Paste him on your page / o \ And help him cheer for bunny! |__| \ S / ( ( ...(\_/) ......( '_' ..../""""""""""""\======�-' �-'�-"�-"�-�D /"""""""""""""""""""\ \_@_@_@_@_@_/ ______________________________ IMPORTANT!!! Qwerty1011's petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide There is a dangerous chemical called dihydrogen monoxide that is widely used in industry. I am part of a petition to ban it. Dihydrogen monoxide: Is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain. Contributes to the "greenhouse effect". may cause severe burns. Is fatal if inhaled. Contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape. Accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. May cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. Has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients. Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used: As an industrial solvent and coolant. In nuclear power plants. In the production of Styrofoam. As a fire retardant. In many forms of cruel animal research. In the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. As an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products. 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Pass it on if you're an idiot who fell for it!(I did) ____________________________ 10% of teens would cry if the Justin Bieber was on the Empire State Building about to jump. If you're in the 90% who would grab a chair and some popcorn and yell " Jump idiot, jump!" post this in your profile! _____________________________ 92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you would be in the 8% who laughs your head off, put this in your signature. ________________________________ 90% of teens would cry if the Jonas Brothers were on the Empire State Building about to jump. If you're in the 10% who would grab a chair and some popcorn and yell " Jump fa*gots, jump!" post this in your profile! ________________________________ \\\ /// \\\\\\\\\\ ////////// \ \ ____^____ / / \ \ | | / \ | ARMOR |/ l GAMES l \ / \ / \ / / /\ / \ \ / / \ / \ \ l / \/ \ l Post this on your profile if u love armor games. ________________________________ Read this out loud: This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the start. Put this on your page if you like it +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- ♫Put ♫This ♫On ♫Your ♫Page ♫If ♫You'd ♫Die ♫Without ♫Music {O.o} - O RLY? /)__) -"--"- {¬.¬} - Ya rly... /)__) -"--"- { ^.^ } - kk. /)__) -"--"- Chuck norris Jokes by: Gunthex, and Ghostofelements -Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door -Chuck Norris can Divide by Zero -Chuck norris can win THE GAME while thinking about it. -Chuck Norris Can throw a zero throwing once dice and can do one throwing two dice. -Chuck Norris has worked in crash tests for cars. He did the wall. -Once upon a time Chuck Norris destroyed a german airplane pointing it and saying: "Bang!" -The light goes from Sun to Earth in 8 minutes. Chuck Norris does this in 2 minutes. And he stops in a bar. -Chuck Norris can speak braille. -Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. -The keyboard of the computer of Chuck Norris has the button F16. When pressed, the computer takes off and goes in mission in afghanistan. -Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. -Chuck Norris can make the sea cry -the sea Seperates Itself for Chuck norris -Levels of difficultys: Justin Bieber Very Easy Easy Medium Hard INSANE ASIAN CHUCK NORRIS! -Chuck Norris is vegetarian, but not because he loves animals. Because he hates plants. -Chuck Norris knows a special hit. It gives to the victim just three day of life. Incosecutive days. -Once upon a time Chuck Norris threw a frisbee. Today it's known as the Halley's Comet! -Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. -Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins. -Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul. -Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life. -Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. If Chuck Norris was a potato, He would be a good potato. -Once a cobra bit Chuch Norris' leg, After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. -When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. -Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter" -If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." -Chuck Norris never retreats. He attacks in the oppisite direction. -Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims. -On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence. -Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." -M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this. -Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. -Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Chuck Norris. -Chuck Norris once a heart attack; his heart lost. -Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. -Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon. -Chuck Norris can drown a fish -Chuck Norris attacks sharks when he smells them bleed. -God can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land. CHUCKNORRISRULEZCHUCKNORRI Wood Serf: 10 AP * Iron Serf: 25 AP * Gold Serf: 100 AP * Wood Squire: 225 AP * Iron Squire: 400 AP * Gold Squire: 625 AP* Wood Knight: 1200 AP Iron Knight: 1750 AP Gold Knight: 2250 AP Wood Lord/Lady: 3000 AP Iron Lord/Lady: 3500 AP Gold Lord/Lady: 4000 AP Wood Duke/Duchess: 4500 AP Iron Duke/Duchess: 5200 AP Gold Duke/Duchess: 6000 AP Wood Prince/Princess: 7250 AP Iron Prince/Princess: 8500 AP Gold Prince/Princess: 10000 AP Wood King/Queen: 12000 AP Iron King/Queen: 14500 AP Gold King/Queen: 17500 AP *= I have that rank. _______________________________ This just made me laugh The "Friday" song is about the JFK assassination. The driver of the car he was assassinated in's name was Samuel Kickin (Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the back seat). The assassination occurred on a Friday, and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to "get down" (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are also reflected (everybody's Russian) and to top it all off, in the hotel that morning JFK declined a breakfast of sausage eggs and toast for a bowl of Bran Flakes instead (got to have my bowl-got to have my cereal). Also, the following Monday JFK was supposed to sign a bill into law requiring all public schools to provide bus transportation for their students, (Got to catch my bus). _______________________________ _______________________________ Awesome Quotes (still adding to list) I found all of these quotes in Armorgames.com from random people (From santi_) Wait! Are your parents gay? That would explain it! Well, it would actually explain a lot about you. I will fly through a very narrow and smelly corridor. At the end I will meet Gandalf the White and Yoda the Green Midget. There I will learn the ways of the force and I will be reborn on earth as a turtle. Well, I would want to die of natural causes, but my funeral, ten thousand and one people shall die with me. My corpse shall be burned, half of the ashes shall go into the Ganges River, the other half shall be put into sea . . . 20,000 leagues under the sea, with a copy of War and Peace, to keep me occupied for a while. I think being climbing into Old Faithful and being blown sky high, while being roasted alive would be the most epic way to die. "when life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make everyone wonder how the **** you did it" "The next time I find your nose in my business I will cut it off." "Hey what's that on your face?" *Punches face.* " It was PAIN!" "I wasn't kissing her, I was just whispering in her mouth." ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||