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Relentlessly mauling trolls since 2014.
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Some Life Lessons:
1 The "value" of a product advertised on television is the estimated maximum cost of hiring other companies to produce each of its components and everything required to make them from scratch. The product's actual worth is approximately the sale price divided by 5n where n is the number of common preassembled components.
2 Any "spiritual" or "paranormal" event or process is the result of one or more of the Forer effect, ideomotor response, apophenia, faulty generalization, neurological disorder, memory bias, lighting tricks, hallucinogens, pranks, unbalanced torque, heat conduction, overcredulity, and wishful thinking.
3 There is no such thing as positive criticism.
4 When discussing any W.E.P.R. topic, the party with the least informed opinion will invariably believe itself to be the most informed party.
5 The key to making a successful "conspiracy theory" is to accuse someone of a plot that would be too idiotic to ever acheive its goal, too obvious for the most lackwitted bumpkin to miss, and too flagrantly insidious to make any sense to anyone else.
6 A "conspiracy theory" is not a real theory.
7 Genesis is not anything like a theory.
8 No matter how impractical or bizarre its location, any unwanted object abandoned in a public place will quickly be joined by a similar object.
9 Fairness, perfection, and control are all imaginary.
10 Anyone who peddles anything as "scientifically proven" is either very ignorant or assuming that you are; possibly both.
11 You win a debate when an uneducated crowd believes that you're right. You don't win an argument until you both agree or your opponent grows old and dies, and there's no guarantee on the latter.
12 76.3% of all statistical data is made up on the spot.
13 Diamonds are combustible. Zircons are forever.
14 Never attribute to another's stupidity what can as easily be attributed to your own.
15 Everything which rotates rotates clockwise.
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This May be News to Yous:
HYPOCRITES ARE ALWAYS FUNNY
The power of introspection is so common that it's usually taken for granted, but every so often we get one of these. Please note that this user is an extreme outlier and in no way typical or representative of atheists in general.
CONTINUED ON A3.
DISQUS I.T. IS USELESS
Mid April of 2014, not long after the legacy post transition which will make absolutely no sense to new users, Ferret reported a disastrous oversight in the disqus comment system's programming. An attempted fix on Moegreche's profile, where it was first detected, failed miserably and we have yet to receive word on any further developments.
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APRIL 1 IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
The 2015 installment of AG's A.F.D. madness was a tremendous success. No statistics have been released regarding accounts deleted during or immediately after the hoax, but the numbers are expected to be high. If past experience and recent commentary is anything to go by, we may expect the 'tldr' and 'i h8 raedng' crowds to voice their frustration for the rest of the forseeable future.
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