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Wood Serf: 0 AP(x) Silver Serf: 25 AP(x) Gold Serf: 100 AP(x) Wood Squire: 225 AP(x) Silver Squire: 400 AP(x) Gold Squire: 625 AP(x) Wood Knight: 1200 AP(x) Silver Knight: 1750 AP(x) Gold Knight: 2250 AP(x) Wood Lord/Lady: 3000 AP(x) Silver Lord/Lady: 3500 AP() Gold Lord/Lady: 4000 AP() Wood Duke/Duchess: 4500 AP() Silver Duke/Duchess: 5200 AP() Gold Duke/Duchess: 6000 AP() Wood Prince/Princess: 7250 AP() Silver Prince/Princess: 8500 AP() Gold Prince/Princess: 10000 AP() Wood King/Queen: 12000 AP() Silver King/Queen: 14500 AP() Gold King/Queen: 17500 AP() ------------------------------------------------------- @==={]::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> ------------------------------------------------------- FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "****… THAT WAS FUN" FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: keep your **** so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds *** that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I’M HOME!" FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste that stuff." FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this. REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did. ------------------------------------------------------- 92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you would be in the 8% who laughs your head off, put this in your signature. ------------------------------------------------------- funny laws. -the penalty for jumping of a building in new york is death. -it is legal to beat your wife if it does not disturb the neighbors. -it is legal to urinate in a policemans helmet on demand if your pregnant. -if a burgler breaks into your house and trips over he can successfully sue you. -It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly