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Read this out loud:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the start.

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6 truths of life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
Pass it on if your an idiot who fell for it

Till shade is gone, till water is gone,
into the Shadow with teeth bared,
screaming defiance with the last breath,
to spit in Sightblinder's eye on the last Day.
-Aiel Oath

It is the enemy you underestimate that kills you.
-Amys

Women do not become exhausted, they only exhaust others.
-Elder Haman

"Sometimes I think I understand everything………
Then I regain consciousness"

"My mind not only wanders… it sometimes leaves completely"

"Sir!"
"We're surrounded!"
"Excellent!"
"Now we can attack in any direction!

Ace Levy: Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you got a lot of dead bugs.

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."

"Mother Superior: Brace yourself, sisters. Spread out and look for Mary Clarence. Try to blend in."

Kyle's Mom
Well, Kyle's Mom's a bleep,
she's a big fat bleep,
she's the biggest bleep in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid bleep,
if there ever was a bleep,
she's a bleep to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a bleep,
on Tuesday she's a bleep,
on Wednesday to Saturday, she's a bleep,
then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super, king, kameha-meha bleep!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
she's the biggest bleep in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old bleep,
and she has stupid hair, she's a bleep,
bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep,

*bleep*,* bleep*, *bleep*, *bleep*,
*bleep*,* bleep*, *bleep*, *bleep*,
she's a stupid *bleep*,
Kyle's mom's a *bleep* and she's
such a dirty *bleep*,

Kyle's mom, is a bleep-cha!

King Arthur: I am your king.

Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.

King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.

Woman: Well how'd you become king then?

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange
women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

King Arthur: Bloody peasant!

Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

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