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My english isn't the yellow from the egg, so please bear with me because nobody is perfect (including chuck norris).

“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves... When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” - C.S. Lewis

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! - ever thought about tequila?

^"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make everyone wonder how the f*** you did it"

"If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, and spoons make people fat."

I like RPG's, chameleons, cactuses, elephants, point and click games like monke island or simon the sorcerer, adventure games where you must solve riddles and/or can explore something with a little touch of strategy as well as games that are kinda like FF7. My favorite color is blue. I am sometimes offline and i want to make some RPGs but I'm a noob with that (I mean the making part).

If you want to know how I look, click this link!

To-do-list:

Read (x)
Get my own library ()
Write a book/s ()
Finish my homepage ()
Get to my old school friend/find my old school ffriend (x)
Find all old school friends ()
Make more RPG's ()
Get my own hammock ()
Have at least one room/glass house full of cacti ()
Get a waterbed ()

some poems and a short story written by me

I'm a proud member of the OctoCan Clan! For information on joining Clan OctoCan, please contact CommanderPaladin or MagicTree.

Brohoof! /) if you're a brony (or a pegasister) too! I watched every episode (even the EG movies)...time to watch them again till season 7 begins!

Awesome and/or hilarious webcomics:

The Order of the Stick

Headless Bliss!

Namesake

Sister Claire

Monster Pulse

Power Nap

Modest Medusa

GRRL POWER

Two Guys and Guy

League Of Super Redundant Heros

Devilbear: The Grimoires of Bearalzebub

Sorcery101

Dresden Codak

Guilded Age

Amya

Supernormal Step

Girls with Slingshots

Bearmageddon

Nerf This

Monsterkind

Legend of Bill

Twokinds

UberQuest!

Manly Guys Doing Manly Things

Critical Miss

Druids (NSFW)

Gaia

Dark Legacy Comics

The Rock Cocks (NSFW)

Shadowbinders

Nerf NOW!!

Unsounded

Weregeek

Gunnerkrigg Court

Lighter than Heir

Unlife

Raven’s Dojo (NSFW)

Go Get a Roomie! (NSFW)