I learned that I have a three-inch-long scar on my right elbow.
Elbowing yourself into a better position there Ernie?! Heheh... =P
Today I learned that "Murphy's Law" always applies...
You walk around with a tray full of drinks and you always try to avoid it... but somehow there's always a dork that wants to tell his table guests a story by using his arms causing your tray to be hurled through the restaurant... *facepalms*
Let's give that floorcloth a proper workout... =/