Forums → Forum Games → Create a reason/background for above user's name
You read that right folks...that title is what you will be doin in this mediocre Forum Game
Create a background or a reason for the above user's profile name..whether you think it is the actual reason they made it so...or you want to put a faux reason
Ex1 - pang's name comes from his interest in Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Ex2 - pangtongshu's name comes from the fact that he is an elf with the ability to create shoes everytime he says the phrase "ang tong"
Alright...hopefully this goes well...begin!
- 252 Replies
One moonlit night, a slight breeze whiffed across the land. A man walked inside a graveyard, picked up a fresh body, slashed it open spewing blood everywhere, then dropped it, tried to Google how to wash blood out of his clothes, and got a 303 error. He now brings his abnormal past to this site.
How'd you figure out?
His name is Frank and he ate a ton of Froot Loops.
His real name is Bob, and he is red, so he wanted to call himself redBOB. Unfortunately, he forgot to draw the straight lines in the Bs, so they look more like 3s.
Your name is Terry, and you apply logic to every single aspect of life.
I can't disagree with any of that.
On a bright sunny day in south Philadelphia, a strapping young lad named Terry looked at an apple tree. Somehow, like a man named Sir Fig Isaac Newton, he used logic and realized that without gravity, he wouldn't need his suspenders, for his pants would simply float in place around his waist.
(To the user below me: Please no more frootloops.)
In the dark of night the creature stalks its creator. And in that silent alley the creature let the anger that it has always known loose. Overwhelmed by memories of being spurred again, and again by its creator, furies and rages consume its entire being, and no other ending would be accepted on this still night. It reaches forward and wraps it monstrous hand around its creator neck. It did not let go when it felt nails digging into its hand drawing blood. It did not let go when it felt those frantic scratches weakening. It is only when those hands fell limply still that the rage that it always known like second skin flew off into the dead of night. Bereft of its rages I felt oddly empty staring at the glassy eye of Victor Frankenstein. A new start now. A name is needed. Frankenstein’s monster they call me. It is only fitting it grin, Frank, it glance around and saw the name of the alley. Yes, Frank Frooton will do quite nicely in memorence of events pass on a still dark night of December.
A homo sapien time traveled to the present and found Armor Games
For as long as you mortals existed, so have tales of great mystical beasts. From the hearts of young and old alike whether told in awe, fear, or jest, it matters not in the grand scheme of things. For you see words and beliefs of billions spanning centuries generate a power of its own of sort. From mythos of unicorns, mermaids, sirens, and dragons, to tales of bigfoot, loch ness, Yeti, Nightingale, and the whispers of Chupacabra, Mothman, Jersey devil, and Krakens you call to me. I simply call myself Legend Beast, for simplicity sake. You humans can be such amusing creatures to play with. Hmmm…I seem to be behind schedule, time to incite more Bigfoot sighting, after all eternity can be rather dull at times.
They had finally landed on earth. After years of travel from a distant galaxy, the alien invaders had landed on earth. They were few in numbers, so they had to go undercover and slowly infiltrate earth. #17 was assigned to take over the worlds internet, because what are humans without social media? He needed to start somewhere small... A secluded forum would do the trick. He only needed one thing: A username. He thought and thought. It had to be something that fools them into thinking that he's one of them. Then the perfect username hit his mind. AHomoSapien. No one would suspect a thing. They would all wonder: "Is he an alien? Well he can't be. He's clearly a homosapien." He clicked enter, laughed evilly, and started the invasion.
After red watched the movie "300", and his brother were inspired, they killed people through forums, and joint three hundred souls with their three souls and they became the red user, red303.
This guy beast thinks he is a legend, (he is) So he made a username called "LEGEND_beast"
He's a gamer. So amazing.
I Killed before. Now before all of you get all panicky, and accusing me of being sociopaths or something, it was only one person. I know, I know some of you might not be comforted by that, but it was awhile ago. And, while it was done in the heat of the moment, I won't lie and say I would change anything if given the chance. The thing is I feel like talking to someone about it, and I can't exactly tell this to my psychologist, now can I? I mean I'll be thrown in jail faster then you can say patient doctor confidentiality. But, here as Frank_Frooton I can say anything I want, you know? I mean heck most of you won't even believe me, but hey that's cool with me.
One cloudy day in Spring, a young girl was playing on the beaches of beautiful Hawaii. Then, a large gray dot appeared in the sky, coming closer, closer, it almost looked like the moon now, it seemed hardly farther away than a duck's tail away BAM.
She slowly got up, and coughed away the thick smoke. "Hello? Anyone?" she whispered, oddly distressed by this spacecraft. Walking towards it, she heard the scraping of metal on metal, stopping her dead in her tracks.
A small, several armed blue alien came out of a square hole in the craft.
"I am Stitch. You are...?" It pointed to her.
"I'm a homosapien." She replied, feeling proud of the 10ish-letter word she had recently learned.
"Humans... stink..." Stitch rasped, then fell dead on the sandy shore.
Needless to say, this left quite an impression on the child, so when she grew up and joined AG, as all "grown-ups" do, she named herself AHomoSapien.
You must be logged in to post a reply!