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vungi
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Jester

Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.

plz don't say anything offensive.
enjoy

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JACKinbigletters
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Justiciar

*Looks at the papers for a moment. Then turns them upside down and back-to-front.* These are just coupons for pizza hut and a hastily drawn "I.O.U", this simply will not suffice. I'm going to have to close down your factory indefinitely.

Snag618
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Farmer

Before you do that, would you mind looking at this? *Shows what looks like an innocent hole in the floor*

Crickster
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Jester

JACK Don't go to that ho.... *gets killed by snag*

i'm the ailcorn

JACKinbigletters
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"Oh no, I'm not going to fall for that one, that's one of the oldest tricks in the book, now show me your permit for creating rainbows or I will be forced to shut you down."

Snag618
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"What are you talking about? That hole is perfectly safe. Now, on the other hand, THAT hole leads to the incinerator. *Points to hole right next to the first hole* Anyway, this is my permit" *Hands over permit*

Crickster
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Jester

*Comes back to life* someone HELP oh wait.......

JACKinbigletters
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"Again this is just an "I.O.U." with "Pleaz" written below it. You've forced my hand, this factory is closed. Get your workers and get out of here."

Crickster
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I'm not a worker i'm just a ailcorn that snag held here for a long time.

Snag618
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You do realize that only three people actually work here. Me, Red303, and Eliakith. To JACK, just let me look around for those permits. Not like I'm used to inspectors or anything... *Looks frantically for permit* *Finds one* Right, this should be it.

JACKinbigletters
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"You've been overdue for three months now." I say as I skim the pages, "I was also told about some illegal activities involving kidnapping, or pegasienapping I should say..."

Snag618
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Let me remind you of two things. One, I haven't used pegasi for a long time now. Two, only two things produce Spectra, pegasi, and alicorns. And alicorns always come back.

red303
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Oh, those are the only charges? Good. I thought he had found out about my murderous rampage.

Snag618
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You know? I'm not even going to ask what you're talking about.

09philj
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Scribe

Yay, the penguin came back!

Snag618
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You again. Well, you won't stay for long, I'm sure.

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