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vungi
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Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.

plz don't say anything offensive.
enjoy

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Snag618
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Well, that was a weird influx of creatures. But at least I can sneak past the pun knight. *Sneaks past. Then gets into a long conversation with the princess*

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(Time-laps or do you want to play out the scenes?)

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(I don't really see the point of playing out the scenes, as it would just be centered on you, more or less. So yes, time lapse)
*Vroop-Vroop* That was more exhausting than I thought. I wonder if JACK is back.

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Ah-ha how coincidental that we both finished at the same time! Anyway we should leave now, quickly! *Begins running away from the palace*

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*Runs after JACK* Let me guess... You got noticed.

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Maybe! *Starts cleaning the combat knife.* There were more of them then I expected!

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So, how many exactly? And I hope you aren't planning on using that.

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Swan dive! *starts attacking Snag*

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Get away from me! *Fights off the swan* JACK, remember what I said about guns? Remember that.

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*Throws away the tissue used for cleaning the blade* From what I could gather there are always 40 on station with the princess with another 80 on hand in strike teams of 10 and are available to be transported to wherever they are needed. They cycle so that half are sleeping while the other half are on duty. A small force but they can fight...

*Swings knife at the swan* I've eaten swan before, it's delicious!

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JACK, might I suggest NOT killing things, or even trying to? You've yet to meet some of the scary residents of this universe. I would suggest saving your strength for those.

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I've met the Guard and I'm sure they are the best fighters!

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Swans don't appreciate being attacked. They panic and bring in a flock to attack.

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Oh really? Can they turn you into stone just by looking at you? Do they have three heads? Do they have 7 heads, for that matter? Can they breathe fire? *To Darkfire's post* Gah, these are more annoying than chickens. If I had the Stare... But anyway, JACK, I suggest running.

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I am still running!

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