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Okay, now my thesis is done, I've thought about it and decided now is a good time as any to work on my verbal skills. The idea is this:
* Give me a topic, and a style (of a person, or the name of a style). I will attempt to write a verse or two accordingly.
* If you could, give me links to the topic and examples of the style.
* No redistribution, please. The verses I write here are mine.
For example, in a previous thread, Klaushouse asked me to do a rap in the style of Kanye West on the topic of Pokemon, so I wrote one that could be rapped to Homecoming.
Have at it!
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So it's not a rap if I don't mention,
I think this will get Strops Attention.
I'm gonna rap about Bum Rash Pikachu
I don't think he would be able to poo.
Strops a genius, I'll give him that,
But that pikachu looks like a cat.
And was a sick mind to give it a rash,
It wouldn't get anything if you sold it for cash.
You did not say that...
Kingryan, you fool,
I'm gonna explain-
And make you look like a tool,
So here comes the pain,
That bum-rash pikachu,
Was your idea,
I considered it rude,
So don't you lie here,
I'm gonna boot you,
For passing the buck,
Anything but the truth,
Can go get...
...yeah, heh.
Hehe Strop I tricked you there,
I knew it was mine, I was seeing what you could bear.
Don't worry about that it's all in the past,
I am now thinking up excuses quick-fast.
Don't ban me dear Strop, or take away an ArmorPoint.
It was just a joke, don't pull my arm into disjoint.
I am really just running out of words to Rhyme.
Argh, Its half past 7, look at the time.
KingRyan
KR, you get the prize for being "most humble rapper-who-isn't-really-a-rapper ever" xD
aww I want a prize,I should get one for worst grammer ever,just look at the last 2 pages lol.
ialwayswin, why should you get a prize.
Theres no prize for not bein' wize.
So, STROP, lets see what you got,
I dont think I could handle you, NOT!
Nothing Against you Strop! Peace!
Last I checked, that wasn't the topic name. Oh well.
My latest rap.
I'm back,
and my rap,
is getting a little
lack.
So I made this new new one,
To take it all back!
Strop made this topic,
way back in time,
So I stepped up
Flappybob999.
I was the second best,
right after Strop (hes a mess),
then I moved on,
to mow thy lawn.
Chorus
I can rap till the end of time.
The end of time.
The end of time.
I can rap till I get a dime.
I get a dime.
I get a dime
I can rap so hard that you will die.
You will die.
You will die.
You can't rap so bye-bye.
Bye-Bye.
Bye-Bye.
My rap is all over,
That's all i've got,
so why are you standing there
like empty pot.
Stay in a line,
With Flappybob999.
O dear old flappy
ya last rap was kinda sappy
was just a tiny bit crapy
flabbybob
you did an awful job
ya sound'in like a big fat snob
but ya' better get back
before you get jacked'
by my flying words
they dont sound like any thin' ya' ever heard
and haha o man i bet your a nerd
you sound completly ubsurd
i even bet your speech is slurd
$SKWP$
i want an awerd how about worst speller evar!
Skater_kid_Who_pwns,
what kind of name is that?
Sound kinda fat.
I've heard all your words,
more than I need to,
I'll sue you!
Rap rap is my life,
my philosophy,
you need therapy,
my freind.
That award?
No way.
I'll bet you can't even swing a sword.
Call me a nerd?
That may be true.
But hey man,
My rappin is smooth.
So while ya'll are all stuffin your faces,
i'm hypnotized.
Cause I'm Flappybob999
Decided to diss a couple people right quick I'll be back with somethin better
Flabbybob999's ryhmes sounds likes the childrens version of Tech N9ne
Strop should just stop 'fore I mop up the floor with his lop-sided head
RyanKing is clappin while the rest of us are rappin doesn't know that were strappin' and soon'll be cappin'
Metalgrunt had to front cuz his ryhmes were to blunt now he's on the hunt fo another stunt.
I had to make it rain, so you could see my stain
Now Its over main, I hope ya brought ya novacaine
Cuz I know the pain, is slowly takin ova brain.
~Peace
You don't know the real meaning,
of rapping itself.
You don't just insult,
you critisize.
I know you think you know,
what it's about,
but, no, when you answer that,
it makes us all shout.
AdamHowell....
Should go to the well.
And soak..
His head!
(Just a reminder all of the stuff I say n my raps are not true, I just need something to ryhmes that critisizes.)
Oh flabbybob
your rhyme proved you need to get a job
or hit a knob
either case it was weak (you are meek)
a job you seek (futures bleak)
don't be a geek (least for a week)
and your only streak is in yo draws
grow some balls or hit the halls
if you stand tall you will fall
on the ground you'll crawl
(haha i'm just clownin with ya bud)
and for the record my last name is pronounced like howl as in a wolf's noise so it wouldn't rhyme with well. =P
What was that?
you callin me a new comer
o man' i dont think ya' can get much dumber!
O whats that yo' dont know me?
well thats a reall bumer bumber
go get in line and grab ya' self a number
me and iallways win
we sinned all over the last few pages
you havent and made it past ya' last few stages
$SKWP$ (that one sucked BAD) lol
Yay...if I win a prize does that mean I get points?
Anyway, this rap is for another one of my friends. Her name is Erin.
This year started off in the dark,
With the departure of my friend Mark.
I had to play in Concert Night,
Make a new friend there I might.
So, off I went to play my sax,
The Theatre was filled to the max.
And backstage there I met three girls,
All of them with straight hair, no curls.
Their names were Erin, Dannielle and Paige,
And they all performed excellently on Stage.
Paige and Danielle knew how to dance,
But since Erin's leg was broken she didn't have a chance.
And so I befriended these three nice ladies,
I would have driven them home if I had a mercedees!
I have already rapped about the girl names Paige,
You can find that rap on the 11th Page
Now I'll rap about this girl called Erin,
And no she is not a type of Heron.
She is a girl who is quite nice,
I hope she doesnt have hair lice.
She is always on crutches,
She breaks everything she touches.
She's banned from her kitchen,
She would kill even litchen.
And now I must end this rap,
I hope the audience will remember to clap,
Erin's really cool, I'll give her that,
And when she leaves I feel flat.
Gotto go now, don't go crying...
My name is, and always will be...
KINGRYAN
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