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noobking
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post ur favorite yo mama jokes here. these r my favorite.
yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

yo mamas like a doorknob , everybody gets a turn.


yo mama sat on a penny and it said, "oh say can u see, GEY THIS FAT A!! OFF A ME

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noobking
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that was a really longpost

kontractkilla01
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yo mommas so fat that she sweats crisco

yo mommas so stupid she asked for a hair cut at a clippers game

yo mommas so nasty i got an ear infection talking to her on the phone

yo mommas so old tha her social security number is 00000000000001

yo mommas arm pits are so harry it looks like shes got buckwheat in a headlock

yo mommas a$$ is so harry it looks like don king is gunna pop out and be like "born in america"

those are my favs

Waterpologuy
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yo mamas so fat, it ttok me 3 trains and 2 buses to get on her good side!

Xcalibur45
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Yo mama has on big tit and one little tit.................................they call here biggy little

xXxTetimaruxXx
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All of them were basically taken already...

woody_7007
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your mums so fat she has time zones.

gman1000
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Your moma' is so fat she plays billards (pool) with the planets.

kontractkilla01
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actually Xcalibur45 it go yo mommas got one big tit and one small one ... they call he biggy smalls like the rapper!

datguycalledisaac
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ya mums so fat she has more rolls then a bakery.

armorkas
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Yo mama jokes are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid.
btw, please don't get mad at me for no reason for making so many o's, i think someones got mad at me for this b4, idk why

EL_Dyablo_666
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Yo mama is so fat that she decided to walk to BurgerKing instead driving because she couldn't fit in her car.

haha funny

erokogirl
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yo mama so stupid when her sister had a heart attak she diled 911, on the microwave

dirkpitt1
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Yo mommas so fat she gots liscense plates on her SHOES!

noobking
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hahaha funny yo mamas so stupid she saw a dragon breath fire and said wow thats bad heartburn

bloodcorona
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Yo mama so ugly she made a onion cry

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