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Yeah, I posted here while back, NOT ME. My cousin, I also think this is immature, stupid, and really, not funny. It does need to be locked

ah cmon mafia slayer you told good ones. agh fine ill tell carrie to lock it.

Yo mammas so poor that when i asked what she was doing kicking a tin can dow the road, she said, "moving!"

Lol ok, now, THAT was my cousin that posted. Personally, I like yo momma jokes, immature yes, funny, yes

asherly wont lock it she said there was nothing rong with it so srry people who want it locked

this is really unfair! cuz i already posted this same thing and was locked now please lock this to be fair!!!

yo momma is soo ugly dat when she was born her mom said it's a treasure!! then his father said YES!! let's bury it!

Yo Mama's soo fat, she stepped on the scale and it read, "To Be Continued..."!!!

ur momma so stupid she slept with a ruler to see how long she slept

ur momma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

yo momma so fat, when she backs up, she goes, beep!, beep!, beep!

yo mamas so phat jabba the hut said damn!!
yo mamas so stupid she spent all day sayin am not to r 2

I got one

Yo mama is so fat that she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

HAHA funny

How come this hasnt been blocked yet?

i dont care if theres nothing wrong with it,its obscene,rude,voulgre,and offensive.

those would be things wrong with it and yet still not locked i even asked asherly to lock it and she didnt.

yo momma is like a lightbulb, just screw her a little more and it turns her on

Yo Mama So Ugly

Yo Mama So Ugly: she put the Boogie man outta business.

Yo Mama So Ugly: she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

Yo Mama So Ugly: when she wobbles down the street in September,
etc.. : folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."

:when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

:she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!

:minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."

:they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.

:when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!

:yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...

:she put Marilyn Manson out of business.

:she was a guard at Snake Mountain

:they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...

:even Harry Knowles refused to date her.

:they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!

:she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.

:Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.

:you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.

:she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.

:we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.

:I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.

:her shadow gave up.

eople at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...

:her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.

:when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

:hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.

:instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.

:they gave her a middle name...'accident'.

:she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.

:when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application

:even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...

:when she was born the Doc smacked her face.


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Yo Mama So Stupid...

I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner

she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.

she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!

it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.

she sold her Car for Petrol cash!

she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...

she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.

she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.

she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.

I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.

she invented a silent car alarm.

that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean

she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...

she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.

she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.

she lost her shadow.

she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.

she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job

she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.

she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.

when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'

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