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R2D21999
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This thread is just like Battle of the Bands or Battle of the Brands, except with creatures.
Basically all you do is you vote for an animal that would beat the other.
Today we will solve one of movies greatest mysteries:
Lions
http://eofdreams.com/data_images/dreams/lion/lion-05.jpg

Vs.

Bears
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/005/cache/grizzly-bear_566_600x450.jpg

Which one is stronger?

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danielo
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Come on! Pirates are the blessed peoples! Our almighty Flying Spigatti Monster as touched them with his noddleiness!

And BTW, Pirates dont need to hide. They will defeat you face to face. Plus, do i need to remined you that a single gunship submitted the entire japan in the 19th? Wher were the ninjas?

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Plus, do i need to remined you that a single gunship submitted the entire japan in the 19th? Wher were the ninjas?


Probably back around the 15th century yo
danielo
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Nope. Ib 18??. The USAians sent a vessale to make the japanese open there ports to trade.

Anywho, the japanese used to be famous pirates. They are tge ones who made Kobley kgan to try to attack japan.

They saved japan.

What does the ninjas gave to the world?









Nothing.
Oh, bad movies. Bad movies and dangerous kids toys.

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They saved japan.

Riverboats saved Japan, by failing completely in the sea. If you mean Ronin, they were nasty to China. And the Chinese got rid of them. But yeah, neither are particularly potent. I would say pirates win anyway, because ninjas are infiltrators (in case you forgot) and it's rather hard to sneak onto a boat.
Why? Because of familiarity. Everyone knows everyone else on the boat, so it's too tight-knit for a missing person to go unnoticed.
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Nope. Ib 18??


I was talking around when they first came about..but even that is debatable.

What does the ninjas gave to the world?

Nothing.


Freedom from the oppressive samurais.

and it's rather hard to sneak onto a boat.
Why? Because of familiarity. Everyone knows everyone else on the boat, so it's too tight-knit for a missing person to go unnoticed.


That's why they wouldn't go on the boat. A few fire arrows can go a long way.
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Historically, there is not a single record of a ninja actually assassinating someone. I vote for pirates.

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Come muddke class friends. Lets go drink medium priced beer and throw stones at passing cars.


You say that like it is a bad thing for ninjas
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Ninjas... obviously!

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Ninjas, well c'mon they're ninjas.

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If you count the pirate as an ordinary pirate ( not the captain) than I'll pick ninjas, but if I was a Captain, definitely pirates.

Ordering people around, controlling the ship, ordering people around to WALK THE PLANKS!!

But then, there will only be one winner. I choose pirates.

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Ninjas... I've always thought of them as better after watching how to be one

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Don't know if it was samurai or pirate I would go for samurai any day but I think that I'm going to go for pirate just because gunpowder.

danielo
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The ninjas did what? Guns (which pirates use) saved japan from the samurais. In ther civil war, pirates took positions as imperial navymans, with cannons and guns against the samurais, which also used guns and cannons ("the last samurai" is a crapload).

And kets not forget - do you see ninjas today? Because ther sure are pirates.
The legacy live on!

Aarrrrgggg to my pirated games collection!

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Ninjas and pirates are considered beasts now?

I'll heave a vote in the direction of the pirates! All for one and one for all!

danielo
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Ammm... these are musketeers...

Does ninjas have pet parrot and pet monkey? That what i guesed.

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