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MagicTree
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Nomad

This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:

You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?

I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.

Here goes!

You were in the car with:


A bloody pigeon,
Gantic tied up,
A condom.

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realmton
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Jester

I love Dante and his friends...

A fog machine
Bullets
Empty shotgun

Gogotank
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3,165 posts
Lord

That's for a concert I'm doing with my band. We need that fog machine to create the perfect background and for the finale we're going to shoot stuff in the air!

An eyeball
A hedgehog
A dagger

Greg7077
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Jester

@realmton you have to make up a story for all of the items. -_-
the eyeball is for halloween as well as the dagger. and the hedgehog is my pet chatty bang bang.

5 3 year old fruit snacks half bit.
A bag about the size of a human
16 playboy magazines.

will3
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Nomad

Snacks and magazines are trash. The bag is a trash bag

Waffle
Popcorn
ICBM launcher signed your name

eliakith
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Blacksmith

Snacks, and a prop. A prop for what exactly? Why, we're putting on a play of mission impossible, and I'm in charge of props.

"Voodoo magic" for dummies.
Mini dolls that look mysteriously like police officers.
Pins and needles.

(Please don't say something stupid.)

Clocklol
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Nomad

I'm going to prove that voodoo doesn't work! (stabs doll)(police officer dies) Um...............................................ok. (Runs)

Glow in the dark duct tape
Me (Clocklol)
An orange cube with a smiley face

Gogotank
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3,165 posts
Lord

"What? How did these go to my trunk?"

A key with a decorative skull
A strange mirror
A black candle

Ernie15
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Bard

"It's the mirror's first birthday. We're coming back from the party. The decorative skull on the key is just a picture of me to remind me that it's mine. Why am I telling you this? None of these objects are at all suspicious."

A DIY bomb kit
The address of a KFC 10 miles away
Seven liters of RC cola

Doombreed
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Templar

"Ever heard of a party crasher? that's me! "

An open suitcase with multiple vials of a deadly Ebola strain
A duck
Joker holding an RPG

Clocklol
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Nomad

My friend Zia is going to test the duck. Oh, Joker? We are good friends. He wanted to sit in the- Wait a minute! That's my favorite RPG! Give that back!

Gogotank
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Lord

You didn't name any items for the other user to make a story. I'll name some and I'll wait for the next one to post.

A keyboard
Strange computer language on a paper
A picture of a weapon facility and its computers

Chryosten
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Herald

I'm a computer technician for this weapon facility and I was asked to help improve their security. The paper notes what some of their flaws are.

A cooked leg of lamb
Three legged sheep
Cannon

Gogotank
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3,165 posts
Lord

He wouldn't stop playing with the matches and he was distracting me from driving! Do I have to say more?

An empty glass with some drops of red liquid in it.
Sunblock
A coffin

Crickster
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Blacksmith

This is my Dracula cosplay for Halloween.... yes i know it's July

Corpse
Cricket Bat
A strange phial of green liquid.

Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

It's my friend... he's unfortunately dead... baseball was his favourite sport and he had his favorite bat with hi- Oh, there's my energy drink!

A needle with thread
An evil spellbook
Human Specimens

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