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I use the card only... as a shurikan! (Like this superhero i forgat his name).

Butler! Draw me like one of your french girls.

I draw you with a maid's outfit on, sir.

Butler! Explain to me the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

42.

Butler! Explaine to me why the player used to be known as Jeray is taking ages to replay to his forum games!

You see sir, he clearly forgot about the fact that me was running multiple forum games on AG.

Butler! Freeze a fire!

Rifelmans! Halt your fire!
The firing has been freezed sir.

Butleeeeer! Shot anewbeg- blah. Shoot Jeray in the leg. And dont miss this time.

I shoot a photo of Jeray's leg at point-blank range.

Butler! Go sack yourself without involving me in the process!

Me, I'm fired!

Butler! Rehire me without involving yourself in the process.

I use my assistant to hire you for me.

Butler! Find the Holy Grail

I use life cheat codes to spawn 100 Holy Grails

Butler! Listen to Justin Bieber for 50 years straight!

I quit.

Butler! Cut red thombs for his demonic demand from his butler.

If what you mean is that I create a new langauge in which 'thomb' means raspberry, then I glue traspberries to the other butler of a demon, then I cut them off, then it's already done.

Butler! Make danwar less annoying!

I give danwar a drink which knocks him out after two minutes.

Butler! Predict when the next deadly earthquake will Occur.

I use a seismograph-thing to predict an earthquake which will soon happen, go to the earthquake, and kill someone there.

Butler! Unmelt Darkfire's armatar

I press Darkfires atoms together until they stop vibrating then place him in a freezer, next to the un-opened snow peas.

Butler! Wound me by compressing the trigger of un unloaded gun!

I shoot you...?

Butler! Cut Jeray thumb (the inner finger in the leg...) for being a smartanus!