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nyscoutsanimeplace
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Nomad

hi there guys, it is salmonella sam here just ready to give yall some basic food safety tips.
.1 cook meat thoroughly
.2 separate your meat from your vegetables
.3 wash your hands all the way after handling any ingredient

remember you don't want your toilet clogged. stay safe

~salmonella sam

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xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Baron

/what

stinkyjim
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Shepherd

Thanks.... I... Guess?

pangtongshu
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Jester

And if food hits the floor?

That's right children, we cook it even longer to get rid of any of that filth.

Minotaur55
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Blacksmith

cook meat thoroughly


I've tried to do that. Fail every time.

separate your meat from your vegetables


Oh yes, I agree... remind me why?

wash your hands all the way after handling any ingredient


Yes. Because you will spread tape worms and you die.

I mean like die in the sense you don't go to heaven you just die. The bad form of dying.
pangtongshu
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Jester

Oh yes, I agree... remind me why?


Cross contamination
Minotaur55
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Blacksmith

Cross contamination


Sorry I don't speak scientificalness. Does that mean if I give vegies the DNA of pork the vegies would turn into pork? Cause if so I'd want to cross contaminate everyday.
pangtongshu
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Jester

That means they will be contaminated with the bacteria that are on the pork =^)

nyscoutsanimeplace
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Nomad

all you guys seem clueless on this topic. a friendly reminder would be to look up the national for more info. thanks for your consideration ~ salmonella sam

pangtongshu
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Jester

all you guys seem clueless on this topic


Jokes on you, my last two jobs have been in the food industry
nyscoutsanimeplace
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Nomad

I will admit I am only a simple bacteria. I really don't have a brain so I guess you are kind of right. however I am kind of an exert on this topic. what type of jobs did you have pangtongshu ? ~ salmonella sam

Minotaur55
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all you guys seem clueless on this topic.


I know enough about the topic. I knew that touching things such as vegetables after handling raw meats can/will result in spreading of bacteria. I was just making a joke. Apparently, it sucked.

Jokes on you, my last two jobs have been in the food industry


You made boigers.
pangtongshu
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Jester

I made da boigers and cleaned the dishes.

But the dish cleaning also had me doing plenty of food prep

Ernie15
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remember you don't want your toilet clogged. stay safe


Jokes on you. I don't even cook my steak in the bathroom.
nyscoutsanimeplace
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Nomad

@ernie15.. well its kinda self explanatory there ernie. you should probably think about it for a second or two ~ salmonella sam

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Bard

@ernie15.. well its kinda self explanatory there ernie. you should probably think about it for a second or two


You're right, I'm stupid. I completely missed what you were implying. In that case, I'm still safe, because I don't have a toilet in my kitchen, so I don't have to worry about the steak falling in and clogging the pipes.

But I'm glad you're looking out for me.
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