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Shoeminor
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Everyone writes riddles because everyone`s allowed.

Important

1.No profanity
2.No ultra gross stuff unless you ask me and I allow it.
3.No sooky wawas!

Here we go:

A fly starts on one train and tries to fly to the other.The train it starts at goes 60 km per hour,and it can go at 50.The goal train goes at 40.The trains collide in 60 minutes.How far would`ve the fly flown in that time?
Remember:
The starting train:60km/h

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FishPreferred
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FishPreferred
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Duke

I change you.
I don't change you.
I change your children.
I don't change your children.
I come by time, I come by children
I am change.

I come when change come.
I can kill you and I can make you survive.
In my eyes ****roaches and humans are equal.
I am the wind which creates a skyscraper.
What am I?

Refer to line 6.

A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it. What is his favorite drink?

I assume he's dead.

I don't know this one, but I'll challenge you with this:
How do you get down off a unicorn?

Step 1: Tar and feather it.
Step 2: Remove the feathers.

How do the 25 prisoners get off the island?

In caskets, most likely.

Omegap12
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Shepherd

I assume he's dead.


Close, but no. Hes a vampire, and drinks blood every night!
nivlac724
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Shepherd

there is a dead man on the beach next to a rock he has no wounds but he is dead.

who is the rock who is the man and how did he die

Snag618
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You don't

Exactly! You get down off a pegasus.
Omegap12
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Shepherd



there is a dead man on the beach next to a rock he has no wounds but he is dead.

who is the rock who is the man and how did he die

Rock is ... no idea. But the man drowned in the water. Hes on the beach.
dugnets143
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Nomad

this is not dirty (depends on how you think about it)

You put me in hard, and leave me in your mouth until im soft. And when your done I leave. What am I?

lego12344
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Peasant

Three men carrying a dead guy with shovels are going to a grave... there is no blood at all anywhere, and the men aren't gravediggers. Why are the men doing this?

nivlac724
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Shepherd

Omegap12, that is wrong the rock is kryptonite the man is superman and he died from the kryptonite.

dugnets143
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Nomad

Three men carrying a dead guy with shovels are going to a grave... there is no blood at all anywhere, and the men aren't gravediggers. Why are the men doing this?

They have already killed him another way and are hiding him so nobody finds out.

twillight2
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Chancellor

I change you.
I don't change you.
I change your children.
I don't change your children.
I come by time, I come by children
I am change.

I come when change come.
I can kill you and I can make you survive.
In my eyes ****roaches and humans are equal.
I am the wind which creates a skyscraper.
What am I?

Answer was:
Evolution

You put me in hard, and leave me in your mouth until im soft. And when your done I leave. What am I?

I guess chewing gum.
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