u hav 2 vs ppl in a ya mama joke contest alrite ill startyo mama so ugly she walked into the hood and scared the black off one of my homeboys
YO MAMA SO FATSHE IZ SPACE
You mama so fat that her tailor measures her waist size in light-years.
Jo mamma so smelly she makes skunks diewomp womp wa-wompwomp!
Yo mama so fat that when she fell in love she broke it.
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE CLIMBED OVER A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHEr SIDEYO MAMA SO FAT THAT HER BELLYBUTTON GOT BACK TO HER HOUSE 15 MINUTES BEFORE HER HEAD DID.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number"
Yo Moma so stupid - Oh wait, thats just you.
Yo mamas so stupid that she tried to get an appointment with Dr Pepper.
yo mama so lazy that she arrived late at her own funeral And Welcome to forums! xD
Yo momma so stupid she taught you to be a necrobumper.
But.. it isnt even necro...
- Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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