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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Jester

You manage to shock the cheese. I use my own to CrossTheStreams = 16!

DICE RESULTS
16 = CrossTheStreams
sciller45
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sciller45
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Well, uh, discarding the part where every molecule in your body explodes, the Ghost Cheese's negative energy is drained. Phew.

A ghost is invulnerable to any physical ailments, but maybe if I use the Ghost-be-real, then it would work! Of course! *places ghost-be-real on the floor* If it works the way it said on TV, then you'll become physical! Woo! Take that, ghost!
GhostBeReal = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = GhostBeReal
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Jester

It works! The process drains the cheese's sprit-ness. We can also now use physical attacks, so I use my PowerfulArtifact = 13 to squash it again!

DICE RESULTS
13 = PowerfulArtifact
PewienCzlowiek
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PewienCzlowiek
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Herald

I pull out Very Longsword (mutilate a doll 2,Kongregate) and slices it1d20=18

DICE RESULTS
18 = 1d20
sciller45
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sciller45
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Your overly long longsword cuts clean through the ghost cheese. In the positive sense, I mean.

Physical Ghost Cheese: How did we forget this? I mean 431/500

Considering the cheese is both physical and floating in the air, I TurnOnMyFan = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = TurnOnMyFan
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Ummm... See, when you made it physical, it became bound by gravity. It's just annoyed now.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 426/500

I use my AK47 = 13 to put some holes in it!

DICE RESULTS
13 = AK47
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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Even though you missed some shots, you managed to put a lot of holes in that cheese.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 413/500

I throw PoisonDarts = 13 to the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
13 = PoisonDarts
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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Not really a bull's eye, but this poison was nasty.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 400/500

I spill a BucketOfLeeches = 20 on the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
20 = BucketOfLeeches
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Jester

The leeches drain the life from the cheese.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 380/500

I use a Mouse = 15 to eat the cheese!

DICE RESULTS
15 = Mouse
PewienCzlowiek
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PewienCzlowiek
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Herald

Mouse bites cheesee.Then got killed. By cheese.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 365/500

Skeltons ATTACK!1d20=8

DICE RESULTS
8 = 1d20
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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Skeletons hacked and slashed at the cheese with abandon, but they dealt shallow wounds.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 357/500

I test my ChiropracticSkillz = 15 on the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
15 = ChiropracticSkillz
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Jester

You squashed the cheese flat.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 342/500

I summon my Chimera = 8!

DICE RESULTS
8 = Chimera
sciller45
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sciller45
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The lion head bites into the cheese. But I think it's lactose intolerant. My condolences.

I SlapTheCHEEEESEEE = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = SlapTheCHEEEESEEE
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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Baron

^ @sciller45 you forgot to update the cheese HP.

You managed to slap the cheese, but the cheese barely got damaged by it.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 329/500 <- including sciller's damage

I shoot the cheese with my AR15 = 2.

DICE RESULTS
2 = AR15
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Your gun jammed after firing only one, glancing shot.

327/500

I throw a Tomahawk = 20 at the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
20 = Tomahawk
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