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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Whatever you did greatly hurt the cheese!

Strategy Cheese: 14/50

I gather resources, build a research lab, then a silo and launch a strategic missile at the cheese. StrategicMissileDetected = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = StrategicMissileDetected
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese blocked 70% of the missile

Strategy Cheese: 8/50

I use Bloons TD 5 against the cheese! Bloons = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Bloons
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The bloons... touch the cheese?

Also, AP, you forgot to count Gantic's damage. If we count that too, it is YOU who killed the cheese! ...I will go ahead and make a new one.

I create the Matrix Cheese. MatrixCheese = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = MatrixCheese
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Gogotank creates the Matrix Cheese!

Matrix Cheese: 100/100

I take a pill to escape the cheese. Pill = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Pill
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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HahiHa took the Red Pill and escapes the Matrix.

Matrix Cheese: 80/100

I attempt to hack the cheese's physics. SlowMo = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = SlowMo
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Chryosten hacked the cheese's physics and it got 35% slower! (sorry because I forgot to count Gantic's damage )

Matrix Cheese: 73/100

I give THE CHEESE a pill to try to escape the Matrix! OutOfItself = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = OutOfItself
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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(It's ok AP, it wasn't your fault. )

The pill did nothing! But the cheese was choked by it a bit.

Matrix Cheese: 69/100

I introduce the Architect to the cheese. WhosTheDaddy = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = WhosTheDaddy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese reduced the damage by 40%, but it still did medium damage!

Matrix Cheese: 57/100

I set hundreds of thousands of people free from the cheese's Matrix! MassiveLoss = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = MassiveLoss
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The Matrix's structure weakens from the amount of people lost.

Matrix Cheese: 42/100

I introduce a virus into the cheese. TrojanHorse = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = TrojanHorse
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese destroyed it quick, but it still did some damage

Matrix Cheese: 35/100

I try to divide the essense of the cheese! Fragmented = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Fragmented
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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You manage to divide the cheese a lot but it wasn't enough.

Matrix Cheese 20/100

I attempt to overload the cheese with useless data. CorruptFiles = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = CorruptFiles
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The corrupt files did 70% of the expected damage to it!

Matrix Cheese: 6/100

I free everyone from the Matrix! Loss = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Loss
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The Matrix Cheese deletes itself upon the loss of all it's human prisoners.

Matrix Cheese -11/100

I create the Annoying Cheese. Annoy = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Annoy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Chryosten creates annoying cheese!

Annoying Cheese: 100/100

I tell the cheese that Annoying Orange is better! ORANGE = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = ORANGE
vincentvdh9
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vincentvdh9
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