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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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vincentvdh9
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vincentvdh9
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armorplayergc gave the Annoying cheese a mild headache

Annoying Cheese: 95/100

I unleash a 10 hour Crab People chant [1d20 = 10]

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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vincentvdh9 missed the attack

Annoying Cheese: 95/100

I unleash vincent's crab people on the cheese Crabs = 14 and I create very strong winds on the cheese! ItsGone = 3

DICE RESULTS
14 = Crabs
3 = ItsGone
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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but then gantic comes out and says that u cant hit the cheese twice at a time. hopefully he lets the harder hit to take effect so:

annoying cheese: 81/100

i remember i have an inactive adblocker, and i modify it to change its target. [roll 1d20 CheeseBlock+]

dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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Bard

oops, i broke something. lets try again CheeseBlockPlus = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = CheeseBlockPlus
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You blocked the cheese! YAY! SUFFER, CHEESE!

Annoying Cheese: 61/100

I annoy the cheese! IWONTSTOP = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = IWONTSTOP
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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but ap wont stooooop
but ap cant stooooop
and i dont remember the rest of the sooooooong...

annoying cheese: 50/100

i think this cheese tastes awesome. Yum = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Yum
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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doqck eats some very tasty cheese.

annoying cheese: 39/100

I throw a cat at the cheese! Itsrainingcatsanddogs = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Itsrainingcatsanddogs
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese annoyed the cat, and the cat scratched the cheese...

Annoying Cheese: 37/100

I tell the cheese that school will start for him next week! YoucantsleepYoucantrelax = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = YoucantsleepYoucantrelax
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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wow, annoying cheese seems to actually like going to school...

annoying cheese: 34/100

i spill some freshly brewed coffee on the cheese. Melt = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Melt
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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Jester

The coffee must have gotten cold in the short period of time from it being brewed to being tossed onto the cheese...

annoying cheese: 33/100

I scam the cheese out of its soul AllTheSouls = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = AllTheSouls
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You removed 40% of the soul of the cheese!

Annoying Cheese: 25/100

I annoy the cheese saying YAY = 10!

DICE RESULTS
10 = YAY
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is rather irritated.
Annoying cheese: 15/100
I try to slice the cheese into nothingness Slice = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Slice
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You sliced most of the cheese! it's weak now!

Annoying Cheese: 2/100

I bring in a gang of shadows who kill annoying things! Murdered = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Murdered
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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I make Living cheese of the swarm [roll 1d4 Swarm-cheese]

Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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I try again and make Living cheese of the swarm [roll 1d4 Swarm-cheese]

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